Daily Archives: July 1, 2016

Anna Soubry

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Anna-Soubry

Anna Soubry seems menopausal every time she appears in public, although looking at her I would have thought she was well past that shit so probably the brain frazzle is taking its toll.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Apparently Ann Soubry was ’emotional’ before she spoke to an anti-Brexit rally in Trafalgar Square. Nadine Dorries reckons she was ‘pissed’. I know which version I believe.

If I’d behaved like she did in the referendum campaign, I’d get pissed too!

Silly cow…

Nominated by: Dioclese

“Brave from MP @Anna_Soubry on #bbcqt to say all parties have failed – and should now – make positive case for migration”

Bitch cunt still ain’t listening is she? 10 Million is enough Anna, 10 Million is actually way too fucking many. Case for immigration?

We have way too many empty hospital beds?
We have way too many empty Schools?
We have way too many empty Houses where they are most needed?
We have way too many Jobs and absolutely no unemployed?
We don’t have enough Asian Tax Drivers?
We don’t have enough eastern European Car Washes?
Only 10% of our Prison population is foreign born?
There are not enough foreign women working as forced sex slaves?
There are many empty shops that could be turned into Eastern European food mini markets?

Have I missed any of your key arguments Anna? How about you stop guilt tripping about the Empire or whatever it is that motivates you to cram the country to the brim with unskilled foreign Labour under cutting those of us that live one family in a house so don’t now compete on a level playing field.

But wait hubby is on the board of Morrison’s they don’t benefit from cheap foreign labour do they, fruit pickers, warehouse staff.

There we go Anna immigration benefits you directly doesn’t it?

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

There is no bigger cunt in politics right now than Anna Soubry

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts

My favourite memory of Anna Soubry comes from many years ago when she and some random newsreader stood in for Richard and Judy on ‘This Morning’. The subject under discussion was whether or not tampons caused Toxic Shock Syndrome. In a moment of sheer jaw-dropping insanity (for which the shoplifting cunt Madeley was usually responsible), Soubry confessed to the nation that she had once “left one in for several weeks by mistake”.

Someone needs to trawl the ITV/Granada archives to see if that footage still exists. If it does, it needs to go on YouTube pretty fucking sharpish.

Nominated by: Fred West

Tony Blair [8]

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Whille we’re on the subject of Labour scum. Blair has once again stuck his head above the parapet. As we know, we need to negotiate our new relationship with the Fourth Reich over in Brussels. As we also know, this will be pretty complex. So, up pops Tony Blair, like the eternal foul stench, once again pretending to be our saviour and offering his services as a negotiator.

Apart from the fact Blair is a filthy, murdering, money whore, lying, arrogant, ignorant, dishonourable, dishonest, conniving, warmongering, bloodthirsty traitor. He never does ANYTHING unless there is something in it for Tony Blair. His chances of a cushy job in Brussels have been shot to shit, so I can only imagine that Blair considers this an opportunity to once again raise his profile and be seen as some kind of hero. He seems to need the adoration of the public. The big problem he faces, is that everyone on Planet Earth knows that he’s a massive cunt.

Still, he can’t resist the opportunity of taking part in a high profile negotiation. Whoever turns out to be our next Prime Minister, their first job should be telling Blair to fuck off, and shove a live hand grenade up his arrogant arse. Let’s not forget, it was Blair who gave up part of our rebate on the money that the EU steals from us each year.

Though not for much longer…

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Gender fluidity

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Genderfluid welcomes immigrants

What is it with Brighton? It must be something that comes oit the taps. Let yours truly put in a word orf explanation.

Have a mate does a spot orf farming doine that way and orn occasion have meself driven doine there. In me day the place was genteel shabby with a large population orf old pooftahs, closet dykes and rancid theatricals. Over time it has convinced itself it is achingly trendy and edgy me dears. What better place then for the local faux intellectual community to construct a brave new world beyond PC orf No Platforming, Safe Spaces and now Gender Fluidity.

In short no longer is it enough to be just Poof, Dyke or Tranny but one must celebrate every quirk and underwear stain in between. Many Educational Gauleiters are strutting their tight arsed and very well paid stuff in the class room and earlier for Christ sake. Toddlers are expected to define their gender preferences (oh yes they can be 20% male 20% female and 60% none orf the above if the little darlings feel so inclined) and have gender awareness coaching to stop them falling foul orf gender stereotyping before they get their first colouring book. Makes playing mothers and fathers a very dodgy business.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Marc Wadsworth

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...and who's the cunt on the right? What a surprise!

…and who’s the cunt on the right? What a surprise!

Marc Wadsworth is a cunt for his disgraceful racist and anti-semitic remarks during Jeremy Corbyn’s press conference yesterday? This was supposed to be publicising the report into anti-semitism in the Labour Party.

Instead, the stupid cunt just proved how wrong the report was. References to “too many white boys”. Can you imagine the storm if someone had said “too many black boys”?

Corbyn did nothing to stop him. Unbelievable. He keeps banging on about racism then fucks up everything he says by allowing some racist cunt to abuse a Jewish MP. In front of the media. I feel like I’m watching a live version of “In the thick of it”.

When is that rocket to Mars ready? I want to be on it and start my own civilisation. No cunts allowed.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood