6 thoughts on “The entire UK population

  1. As told to me by a friend who is a cunt and an investment banker in the city.

    The EU referendum has already been decided, it will be a vote to leave the EU, this is going to be used as an excuse as HSBC is about to fail and this will have a knock on effect to Duetsche Bank in Germany, Check any news source right now, German 10 year bonds are producing negative returns.
    The EU referendum vote will also be used as an excuse for the insane pension shortfall in the UK.
    The banking system has been fucked since 2008, low interest rates and lies have propped up the inevitable cash, get your worthless paper money out of the bank now!

    That’s what he told me and he is a Nick Gleeson type of cunt!

    • Deutsche Bank needs to change its name, sounds too much like Douchebag to me…

      Sadly, above all very true. If we DO get out (please, please!!), the usual bullshitters will be out in force…
      Someboday dies of cancer or old age: “Wouldn’t have happened if we’d stayed in the eu”
      Warted Warrington Minge now down to single figures, and facing extinction: “There was an eu statute aginst EXACTLY this sort of naturally-occuring phenomenon”
      Of course, the eu could succeed where King Canute failed. Poor boy, if only he’d had a few directives under his belt, and an annual pass for the gravy train, maybe he could have turned back the tides…

      I rest my case, Lord Justice Cocklecarrot !

  2. * fucking auto-correct

    As told to me by a friend who is a cunt and an investment banker in the city.

    The EU referendum has already been decided, it will be a vote to leave the EU, this is going to be used as an excuse as HSBC is about to fail and this will have a knock on effect to Duetsche Bank in Germany, Check any news source right now, German 10 year bonds are producing negative returns.
    The EU referendum vote will also be used as an excuse for the insane pension shortfall in the UK.
    The banking system has been fucked since 2008, low interest rates and lies have propped up the inevitable CRASH, get your worthless paper money out of the bank now!

    That’s what he told me and he is a Nick Gleeson type of cunt!

  3. We should do what the froggie cunts did all those years ago… Get a big fuck off guiillotine, a baying mob, some cackling plug ugly old crones, a top drummer (for the obligatory drum roll) and Osborne’s smug head is a bucket…..

    • Rumour has it that the Parliarmentally Liebour Party has a surfeit of ageing munters!

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