Dead Pool [36]


Congratulations go to our man at the coal face of this site, The All Seeing Eye, without who this site would not be here! The Eye wins one of the longest running pools we’ve ever had and his second title. A long time coming as his last win was in Pool 7!

The Eye correctly predicted the demise of the greatest heavyweight boxers the world has ever seen, Muhammed Ali. Sympathies to Sir Limply Stoke who nominated him several times but just not at the right time!

Mohammed Ali – a man who was never held back by false modesty is no more and we move on to Dead Pool 36

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

123 thoughts on “Dead Pool [36]

  1. My Dead Pool predictions are:

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Bruce Forsyth
    Sheila Mercier
    Jim Bowen
    Clive James

    • RIP Muhammed Ali. I know I’ve been a cunt and nicked other peoples nominations, its in the rules though.

      • Oh well we all do it at various times.I will try to beat you to it next time 😛

  2. Denis Norden
    Liz Smith
    Jean Alexander
    Leslie Philips
    Doris Day

    (and a cunting for Black and White Cunt for nicking Clive James who I’ve been nominating for almost two years!)

    • Guessing my comment is awaiting moderation for the typo in my email address??

      Let me try again:

      Denis Norden
      Liz Smith
      Jean Alexander
      Leslie Philips
      Doris Day

      (and a cunting for Black and White Cunt for nicking Clive James who I’ve been nominating for almost two years!)

    • Hi Fred.
      Yeah – it was a typo that threw you into the moderation queue but as it happens I was sat here when it came up. I’ve released it and deleted the duplicate.
      I wondered why the gravatar came up wrong…

  3. Same cunts for me please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt. The Cunts

  4. Sepp Blatter
    Michael Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Chuck Blazer

    Fucking FIFA cunts.

  5. Try again, as this new dead pool wasn’t available when I put down my last five, and lost one already. Cunts.

    Neil Kinnock
    Justin Bieber
    Peter Hain
    Bear Grylls
    Chris Evans

    • The answer is simple – you can’t post to a pool that isn’t there.
      At the risk of sounding pedantic, it’s rule 1 – in bold type, red ink, italics and underlined…

      You’re not the only one tho’

      • Only miffed because I missed a chance to nab Brucie, as the cunt looks a ‘dead’ cert! Well done B and W cunt, you cunt?.

  6. Colin Dexter
    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Barbara Broccoli

  7. same again please Dio
    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    Doug Ellis
    Do Muoi
    Sandy Gall
    Joost van der Westhuizen

    • Actually, can I replace Charlton with Ian Brady? So sorry for being a scatter-brained cunt.

  8. Chuck Berry
    Little Richard
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Irene Papas
    Brigette Bardot.

    A nice ‘diverse’ quota meeting selection.

  9. Tommy Docherty
    Geoffrey Bayldon
    Charles Manson
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Frank O’ Farrell

  10. Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    Ginger Baker(Great DrummerCunt of a Father)
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    George Soros

    I’ll have my usual five one of these cunts has to croak eventually

  11. Naturally there will be loads of look at me cunts going to griefjack red alert and posting all sorts of crap about Ali on Twatter… That little cunt, Justin Bieber, for starters…

  12. Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Robert Fellowes
    Duke of Edinburgh
    “Prince” Andrew Windsor-Porchester

    Too many fuckin’ CUNTS to nominate.” Pack of Royals found on gravy train”, or some such advert from the 80s… and Fellowes just LOOKS so noncey-paedo-smarmy!!

  13. My dead pool nom’s this time around;

    Clifton James
    Dobri Dobrev
    Prince Mikasa Takahito
    Douglas Hurd
    Windsor Davies


    • No surprise that three letters from “scouse” get into “scum”…

  14. Billy Graham
    Nobby Stiles
    Clarissa Eden
    Clare Hollingworth
    Antony Booth

      • I have been picking him for a year now on most polls .Amazed he is still going.Will be big news when the old bible basher finally conks out.

  15. For some reason Limply seems locked out so I’m reposting his email here :

    Tried to post me noms again and got the same error message “posting temporarily suspended due to spam ect ect”.
    Getting pretty steamed up and unable to sit by computer all bloody night waiting for some action. Anyway here are me noms so if I may leave it in your capable…..

    Olivia de Havilland
    Tony Bennett
    Jerry Lewis
    Prince Phillip
    Murray Walker

    Is anyone else having this problem?

    • Apparently two possibilities :

      (1) WordPress SpamShield problem although support says this was solved a year or so back
      (2) Windows 10 error. Are you using Widows 10?

      Found this poking around on Google so doing same might help?

  16. Hello,

    my choices are –

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Clive Anderson
    4) Ruggero Deodato
    5) Barry Humphries.


  17. Well seems I am well and truly to late for the ones I wanted ..THAT WILL TEACH ME lol
    So just as a dream scenario relay.
    1. Lenny (fucking racist cunt) Henry
    2. Any luvvie who raves about the BBC and how the peasants need to fund their exorbitant life styles, including any twat who has recently won an award and made a cunt of themselves sticking up for the Brainwashing Bastard Corporation
    3. Benderdick Cunterpatch.
    4 Emma Thompson
    5. Russell T Davis (his adaptation of Midsummer Night’s Dream is a prime reason for this cunt to die)
    Many thanks for indulging me.

  18. 1, Bruce Forsyth
    2, Dennis Skinner
    3, Shirley Williams
    4, Mary Berry
    5, Pele

      • Oops.

        Can I replace him with that big nosed cunt Barry Manilowe then please.

    • Pele ‘selling his medals ‘ is an alarm signal. Or should those quotations be around ‘Pele’? In short you might be onto something.

      • That’s what grabbed my attention, it’s like the fucker is getting all his affairs in order before he shuffles off to the great Brazilian slum in the sky.

  19. Fuck knows how my noms ended up as a reply to Norman! Are they still acceptable??

  20. Oops rules noted ok I’ll have Prince Phillip ,Stirling moss, Michael Parkinson, Simon Perez and Rolf Harris

  21. Anthony Armstrong-Jones
    Lord Carrington
    Marcia Falkender
    Shirley Williams
    David Owen

  22. 1) Stephen Hawking
    2) Roger Moore
    3) Tim Healy
    4) Paul Gascoigne
    5) Donald Trump.

  23. Robert Mugabe
    Jim Dale
    Fenella Fielding
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Lionel Blair

  24. Raheem Sterling can be added to the pool tonight…. If someone does the decent thing and shoots the useless cunt…

  25. Bad news about Bruce Forsythe, I hear the cunt is recovering well from a heart op.

  26. Bruce Forsythe for the obvious pick but I will have a fiver on Charlie
    Sheen to be gone by September.

  27. ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has reportedly been killed in a US air strike in Raqqa

    I got all excited there for a minute until I realised I’d nominated the wrong sand nigger. Arse!

    • He has literally been reported dead 30 times already! I’m not even bloody joking whoever gets these death reports for him are absolute mongs

  28. I really wish I had picked Gideon.The little stuck up coke sniffing two faced wanker is driving me insane.

      • Same.Nominated her a couple of times but dropped her as she was still doing gogglebox.Sure someone else has picked her up since.

        • Likewise. About a year ago there was publicity about her cancer and I tried to slip in a quick mark orf respect but I am sure she was already bagged.

      • Poor old Liz Smith must be feeling old.Outliving a middle aged woman who was your on screen granddaughter!

          • I remember her ex, Hooky from New Order and her then current fancy man having a fight over Aherne in Manchester… Was never a big fan myself, and I thought the Royle Family was well overrated… I expect all the ‘legend’ and ‘genius’ tributes will come thick and fast… What a load of bollocks…

  29. In no particular order:

    Rob Ford – If the crack don’t kill him the tumor will.

    Peter Mayhew – Daddy needs a new pair of slippers.

    Max Von Sydow – Been around for what seems forever time to die Ming

    Gary Glitter – Token pedo

    Esther Rantzen – One for all the kids that where molested on her watch.

    Apologies for any duplicates but I am sure I will be notified.

    The conspiracy theorist in me would go for Boris Johnson and /or Nigel Farage for a surprise eh erm “heart attack” maybe a car crash but Avoiding a date with death maybe the least of there problems as a good old tip off to the fuzz would no doubt lead to the po po finding enough kiddie porn on either of there computers to put Glitter, Harris and Richard to shame, sorry forgot “Kitty” is clean I’ll have Hall.

      • Hahahaha yeah rob ford has been dead for like 3 months mate

        Max Von Sydow is a great actor I’m sure he’ll die soon at 87 you think he would Somebody should nominate kirk douglas too the fucker is 99 !

      • That cunt has made me look a right cunt!

        I will give it some thought and delve deep into the cunty bag, I will be back.

  30. Noel Neill the first Lois Lane is dead.Swear I have seen her name pop up on here before.

  31. Who the fuck is this Kylie Platt everyone is paying tribute too and putting the griefjackers on yellow alert? Not a real person? Some character from Corrie?… The world has gone fucking mad… Still, I wouldn’t have minded giving her a going over with the tickling stick…

    The Twittermongs will be united in grief next week over that little puff in NeverEnders who thinks he’s Ronnie Kray… Cuntbuckets…

    • There’s a load of Twittermongs now trying to find a deeper meaning (don’t laugh!) regarding David Platt’s Mrs carking it… My theory is her demise was a tribute to old teeth ‘n’ trousers, Brian Tilsley….

      Fucking hell, his old mum, Ivy, was a real bastarding cunt…

  32. Seem to recall someone had Alan Vega and thinking “who the fuck is that?”. Well I know now and he’s a gonner.

    • Fucking bastarding bollocks…
      I had old Madam Mangel in the pool for at least half a dozen times… But I recently swapped her for Emily Bishop from Corrie…

      • I feel your annoyance 5 of my previous picks have died and only 3 have died in play!

  33. God this pool is going on forever.The grim reaper must have gone on holiday with Dioclese!I bet the Treasury are pleased that the Duke has snuffed it.Imagine the inheritance tax they are going to get!Jammy bastards!

  34. Now Richard Wilson has nearly got Two Feet in the Grave please someone nab the cunt and bring this pool to a close. If only so Dioclese can use the gag….

  35. Fuck Fuck Fuck! There was me going to have a Star Wars theme in the next dead pool. Fuck, bollocks and fuck again…….Inconsiderate cunt.

  36. I wish we could all have an extra one or two nominations and speed this pool up ha!

  37. So finally corrupt cunt Havelange checks out and the pool resets. From memory Havelange has had more noms over the years than any other cunt. Congrats MaCunto for sticking it out.

      • Joao Havelange also turned a once respectable sport/hobby into a evil headless multibillion corporation with all forms of cuntrruption, screw the bastard. Good pick tho Cunto

  38. Bugger what keeps happening to pool 37? My long time nom Brian Rix has just dropped his trousers for the last time and some other cunt took him. Congrats? No Fuck Orf.

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