Daily Archives: June 22, 2016

The Danish Girl

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That Danish Girl film deserves a cunting…

Was in the doghouse with some bird I know the other day (why the fuck do they get so upset about such trivial and pointless shite?!)… I reluctantly watched that film, The Danish Girl, with her… What a pile of fucking crap… There she is, blubbering sympathetically, while I’m looking at my watch…. She asked what I thought of it, and I said it was crap… Cue storm clouds (yawn!)… She then asked did I feel sorry for him/her/it? I said no, and that it was his own fault if he was insane enough to have his John Thomas cut off and he knew the risks… More clouds and sulking… So I said, ‘Would you watch a film about a dog that is butchered to turn itself into a cat?’ Her reply was, ‘No, Because it’s not natural and cruel…’ So I pointed at the screen at that bad impersonation of Hinge and Bracket and said, ‘And that is?!’ Storms into kitchen… Whine, sulk etc…

Whoever made the film is a clever cunt though… They made a new type of chick-flick: which almost all silly tarts will love, and they all feel sorry and want to cuddle the tranny instead of a puppy dog… Bloody good trick, that… For those stupid enough to fall for it…

Nominated by: Norman

Sadiq Khan

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Khan was an utter cunt on that debate last night, basically calling anyone who didn’t agree with his views either a racist or a ‘hate monger’.

Here’s a tip you muslim appeasing twat:

If you really want to ‘stop hate’, stop calling everyone a racist when you know damn well they’re not. The hate is coming from YOU.

Ya cunt.

Nominated by: Bob Shmit

On holiday but sat through that shower of shit of a debate last night. Wish I hadn’t. Sent the old blood pressure through the roof!

Khan was a fucking disgrace!

Just when you thought Remain couldn’t sink lower they play the race card – and anyone who disagrees is shouted down and called a liar…

God help the UK if this lot win tomorrow and God help London with this cunt in charge!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Robert Llewellyn

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With a heavy heart, I hereby nominate Robert “Kryten” Llewellyn as a cunt.

Liked him in Red Dwarf (although Chris Barrie was the real talent) and liked him in Scrapheap Challenge (although Lisa Roger’s arse was nicer to look at), and thought he was a genuine nice bloke. However during an appearance on Channel 5’s The Wright Stuff last year, when the phone in discussion moved onto the subject of Big Government vs Small Government, he showed the TV audience his true cuntish colours.

When a caller was expressing his concern over the growing intrusiveness of The State and the growth of surveillance, this cunt wrinkled up his nose like someone had farted under it and, in a sneering faux posh tone replied “I suppose you’d rather live in Small Government Somalia”. Concerned caller then gets quickly cut off, in true Matthew Shite fashion.

Well, Robert old son, for your information I don’t want to live in Somalia, but neither do I wish to live in a Stasi controlled State either. And a well thought out compromise between the two seems to be beyond the capabilities of our Lords and Masters and other clever people like yourselves to create, so fuck you…

Nominated by: Mr Bastard