Apparently, nothing newsworthy has happened today, apart from a team that has been at the very top of the league winning the title. Who couldn’t see that coming? I turned on Sky News this morning, and I thought the Messiah had returned to Earth. There were people cheering and getting hysterical. I turned BBC News on, same fucking thing. Apparently, it’s historic. Turns out that Leicester had won the title. Like I said, who couldn’t see that coming?

I’ve nothing against Leicester winning the title. It’s been a long time since I supported football, so it’s completely irrelevant to me. But we’re now going to have a year of that already insufferable cunt, Lineker, being even more insufferable. We’ve already had a week of Hillsborough being the only thing happened.

Now it’s Euro 2016 and more weeks of football related bullshit.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Overrated….full of that shower of self regarding right on wankers who everyone was expected to admire and fall about laughing at.

I didn’t then and, watching the re-runs now, I was right not too. Absolute shite.
at least they’ve started dying off. Proper punishment, I say,

Woof.

Nominated by: Dan