Propofol

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Makes one proud to be British
(Wacko Jacko’s last view orf this world)

Need to fly the flag orn this one. Propofol, now the drug orf choice for the sleep deprived celeb, was developed in dear old Blighty by ICI. Its ability to rapidly induce sleep and hallucinogenic highs superior to most opiates ect was noted by medical staff and allowed them to get as high as a kite between operations, a rapid orn and a rapid orf so doctor was ready to pick up the scalpel in time for the next patient with a reasonably steady hand. Very addictive.

A number orf known side effects including a tendency to induce a cessation orf breathing have been noted. In short it has polished orf a goodly number orf celeb cunts (Jacko, Prince ect ect). Look oit for “sudden death”, “died unexpectedly”, “gonner before his time” and “LA police lock down on case” ect ect.

Usual phantom quacks oit there flogging the stuff for self administration and polishing orf our cunts covertly before we have time to dip ’em in the Pool.

Not playing the game. Should be a public record orf users. For its secrecy inducing status I say Bastard Jollop.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Dead Pool [36]

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Congratulations go to our man at the coal face of this site, The All Seeing Eye, without who this site would not be here! The Eye wins one of the longest running pools we’ve ever had and his second title. A long time coming as his last win was in Pool 7!

The Eye correctly predicted the demise of the greatest heavyweight boxers the world has ever seen, Muhammed Ali. Sympathies to Sir Limply Stoke who nominated him several times but just not at the right time!

Mohammed Ali – a man who was never held back by false modesty is no more and we move on to Dead Pool 36

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Hazel Irvine

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Hazel Irvine is a Scottish snooker presenting cunt.

Jesus Christ, she makes Steph McGovern look fuckable and her voice makes me want to stick knitting needles in my ears!

Get this fucking old moose off my unlicensed TV now!

Nominated by: Boaby