Pfizer

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Seems that Pfizer doesn’t want it’s drugs used in lethal injections – possibly because they don’t work very well?

So these rapacious cunts have lorst their bottle and are refusing to supply drugs to the state penetentiaries orf the good ‘ol US orf A for the purposes orf lethal injection ie the death penalty. As a result the dearest and most tender hearted orf yank low life are having to queue up in holding cells unable to get topped. Crisis proportions reached in the red neck states orf Texas, Oklahoma ect ect. Feel a musical coming orn:

There’s a bright golden haze in me brainpan
There’s a bright golden haze in me brainpan
Blood pressure’s as high as an elephant’s eye,
An’ it looks like it’s climbin’ clear up to the sky.
Oh, what a beeootiful mornin’
Oh, what a beeootiful day.
I got a beeootiful feelin’
Me ol’ life’s drainin’ away.

Still the good ol’ boys have only got to cruise doine to the corner store an’ pick up some legal highs to inject. When those run oit subcontract to ISIS. Might put in a bid meself. If any cunters have any spare toxins and barbs (Fred West?) make up a parcel and send ’em to the yanks.

This is how it works. First injection calms the cunt and sends him to sleep (eg our old friend propofol), second injection paralyses the cunt (must not traumatise the audience) and the third (potassium chloride) kills the cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

4 thoughts on “Pfizer

  1. I don’t know why they go to all this trouble with injections. What’s wrong with a bullet? It isn’t as though anyone could call it ‘cruel and unusual’. There’s nothing unusual about it over there, innocent people are getting shot all the time.

    • Liberal gobshites call it cruel and unusual mate, I mean we can’t be having serial murderers rapists and paedophiles having a uncomfortable death can we?

      Fuck the bastards those murderous cunts should suffer like their victims even more so cause they are failed human beings! Death by injection is like a few seconds after the last injection, though the whole process is a few minutes and a gunshot just as quick even quicker but messy as hell. Inmates aren’t children libtards they are stone cold heartless bastards stop acting like they deserve a painless death and shoot the cunts.
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3598212/Man-featured-Time-cover-story-immigration-reform-sentenced-15-years-child-porn.html immigration my arse sick bellend

      • Hanging and firing squad…historically always seem to have done the trick. Never understood all this crap about electric chairs / gas chambers &c.(remember the Plastic-Bumley ads…”Gas…dont’cha just LURV being in control”. Even messier, and MORE high maintenance. Also, the ‘cunts test out their gas chambers on a pair of rabbits… twice before each execution. Australians might be happy about this (understandably), but in the bigger picture it isn’t the animal kingdom that has fucked up the world…
        Boy, would I like to see ISIS out swimming, headfirst into a shoal of box jellies!!

  2. Poor old Burt Kwouk has turned his toes up, shame really as he livened up many an otherwise shitty film and TV show. Anyone have him in the Pool?

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