EU luvvies

EU referendum

282 of the pampered, sixth form drivel spouting quislings wrote to the Telegraph to tell us poor ignoramuses how to vote.

Yeah – I’ll take political advice from Cuntcumberpatch and Ian McFucking-Ewan. I’d sooner take cooking advice from Paltrow.

Nominated by: Harry Axwound

Luvvie signatories to the BRemain cause?

Well, just FUCK OFF to “socially inclusive, vibrant, culturally stimulating” Brussels, and you and your kids can be raped by ISIS terrorists (and, if not deemed clean enough, a quick dip in a nitric acid bath), or, just to show I’m not biased, by the local paedofidious contingent. Or, simply, blown to pieces.

Oh, btw, said city is a shite-smelling hole to boot. Antwerp is much, much nicer…as is almost anywhere else…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

39 thoughts on “EU luvvies

  1. Gettn bored of the EU and Brexit. Whens some cunt going to die, I think its time to rev up the dead pool again.

    • I won’t be winning that for a long time. My only nomination right now is Blair. And there’s no sign of that cunt pegging out any time soon.

      • I went to see Brian Wilson last night and on the evidence of my own eyes will definitely be nominating him next time round.

      • A shame that, Fred, because I love the man… A genius…
        I would rather have that gargantuan cunt, Mike Love in the dead pool.. Still, we can’t have everything, can we?

      • Yeah, I’m with you Norman. I love the man too and Mike Love definitely deserves a place in the Pool more than Brian, but sometimes you just can’t deny the evidence in front of you.

        That said, it never ceases to amaze me that he’s the last of the three Wilson brothers still standing.

      • Was it really that bad fred? keep in mind the guy is closing in on his 70’s. Also I’ve been saying this for about 20 something years now. Bands like the rolling stones and beach boys are quite patchy live.

        They are better in the studio then live, sure occasionally you get a good performance but they are usually just belting out the favorites with little to no variation. Merely to keep tolerant fanboys happy.

      • @ Titslapper – musically, it was sublime. Nothing patchy about Brian Wilson’s band at all (whereas Mike Love’s Beach Boys, on the other hand, are often dreadful…). It’s just that on TV the evidence of BW’s declining health can be easily edited out, but on stage it’s impossible to conceal.

      • War Crimes…The Hague…bag over head…rope. And, please, a double drop, to include that god-awful Cheroot Bliar.
        Also, Mr & Mrs Cunty McCain plus cuddleKat. That’s my five used up… The McCain’s have such fucking inflated egos, they count for two each. and if cuddleKat comes a-crapping in your perennials, just shoot its fuckin’ balls orf…

      • Fred West @
        My bad misinterpreted you thought you meant cunting not the pool brian’s drug abuse past is catching up with him I think. Can only imagine the going rate for a ticket nowadays .

        Glad you enjoyed it, though I still think beach boys were a lazy live band and rarely performed as a full group. Keep in mind I haven’t heard their any of their bootleg recordings just a few official live albums

      • I don’t suppose there’s any point in nominating Hilary Clinton either. Although, I’m not sure she’s in the best of health. She’s known to be a nasty bitch. In fact, when Bill was President, it was considered a punishment to Secret Service Agents if they were assigned to Hilary’s protection detail.

        In fact, they hated her so much that the entire Presidential Protection detail actively helped Bill have his affairs. Without him knowing of course.

      • Hilary Clinton is the devil. And so is Obama.

        May both be struck down with monkey pox.

    • that’s understandable “king cunt ” but the reason the remainians have got control back of the debate is because some of the brexiteers are undermining the case for leaving from within -ie they are cemeron plants or is that inplants or implants lol.
      so now its looking like a forgone conclusion and thus boring .

      I think you probably speak for most of the country though sadly.

      on a different note-whatttttttttt is going on ? “is a cunt ” doesn’t have bonnie greer in the drop down menu of cunts .
      I looked twice because it doesn’t seem possible-so assuming old bony greer the black feminist American evil cow -who would make a great bookend for black shrek in a wig Dianne abbot – hasn’t been cunted yet …can I nominate her urgently as it must be an administrative over-sight on the part of the site big-wigs .

      I would pay a grand to watch bony greer and black shrek in a fight to the death -if the evil dead can even be killed?

  2. Ian McEwan is a bloody cunt he also has magical High Court injunction powers preventing him to be criticised about a recent divorce and a custody dispute with his ex wife. Just goes to show these luvvies don’t mind abusing their power , hypocritical high horse bastards!

    • Those twats pictured above all spend most of their time in fucking Hollywood anyway, cunts.

  3. New commenters please note : If you post multiple comments with different names, you ain’t gonna get published…”

    More ricky problems dio? or just random trolls in general? I recall posting under the various names before I settled on titslapper, an occasional one afterwards too but just a pisstake.

    • Had a few while away on holidaay where the guy would post three or four comments under different monickers and fake email addresses. Spotted immediately by the same IP address.

      Not Rickie – he’s fucked off as has Dave – so I thought I’d just make the comment that if you do that then you’re obviously trolling. Believe it or not I actually check new commenters IP addresses and emails to see if they’re proxies or fakes. If they are, then I bin them.

      For the record we never publish email addresses but sometimes it’s handy for me on the rare occasions I want to contact someone off blog. Hope that clarifies things…

  4. Not a cunting but a fact, most of the volanteers who fought in the war of independence in croatia belived in the idea of the autominous state, we fought for “mali svitarska” (little Switzerland) we were so betrayed and gutted when the refugees came back spread their cheeks and let Europe fuck them.
    So sad, look us up 109 zng109 forgein volanteers.

  5. Interesting undercurrents starting to churn up the sewers orf Tinsel Town. This is how the press is playing it:
    Hollywood is in the grip a child sexual abuse scandal similar to that of Jimmy Savile in Britain, Lord of the Rings star Elijah Wood has claimed.
    The 35-year-old former child actor said paedophiles had been protected by powerful figures in the movie business and that abuse was probably still taking place.
    In an interview with the Sunday Times, Wood said he had been protected from abuse as he was growing up, but that other child actors had been regularly “preyed upon” at parties by industry figures.
    “You all grew up with Savile – Jesus, it must have been devastating,” he said.
    “Clearly something major was going on in Hollywood.
    “It was all organised.
    “There are a lot of vipers in this industry, people who only have their own interests in mind.
    “There is a darkness in the underbelly – if you can imagine it, it’s probably happened.”
    Wood said the abuse was allowed to continue because victims “can’t speak as loudly as people in power.”

      • Epsteins address book makes interesting reading the grubby little paedo cunt.

    • Didn’t Corey Feldman claim he’d been sexually abused as a child? I don’t think anyone really believed him.

      • @QDM
        I think alot of people believed him actually,(including me) but theres only so much one can do. My advice stop supporting hollywood! thats what I do its not like they make good films anymore anyway. It baffles me that people still go to the movie theaters to be honest, theres alot of mental conditioning and forced propaganda in a film. Why bother?

      • Been running me jaundiced old peepers over the programme at the recent Cannes Film Festival (keep an interest because I exhibited a few filums orf an artistic nature there many moons ago). Hollywood shite there in droves. Seems the current yank wank is to inject a zombie plot line into innocuous sounding stories. Edgy see. Hollywood is now run by zombies. Hmmmmmm. Light bulb moment. Time to get me old Bolex oit agin. Zombie porn. Very edgy…..

      • Wasn’t young Feldman ‘mates’ with Wacko Jacko? And that other kid, Macaulay Cokehead, he was another Jacko buddy…. Where the fuck were Feldman and Culkin’s parents at?! Who in their right mind would let their young child have a sleepover with Michael Jackson?! He was a grown man (with a chimp), for fuck’s sake…. I think when the dust settles and it’s years from now, the whole Wacko can of very juicy worms will be opened…..

      • Talking of sickos, Dr Alan Keightley is a 64 karat cunt… This bastard claims that evil cunt Ian Brady secretly revealed to him the location of Keith Bennett’s body more than 50 years after he and Myra Hindley murdered him…. But has he actually revealed the location of the poor lad’s remains? Has he fuck… Keightley says he can only reveal all after Brady dies and Keightley will tell all in a book… From which he will make a vast amount of money, no doubt… If this despicable scrote knows where the boy is buried he should tell Keith’s family and the law without hesitation… I find the whole thing disgusting and sick.. One also has to question a man who befriended a murdering monster like Brady and who has been in contact with him for so long… When the evil piece of shit finally dies, they should throw him in a hole with his bitch, Hindley, and they should chuck his mate and ‘confidant’ in with them… Fucking cunt…

      • @ Norman
        He should be forced to tell the family by law they have have a right to know immediately. I think culkin is doing drugs to forget about all the abuse.

        Macaulay culkin has like the worst father in hollywood history. Go easy on the kid norm I’d be doing dope too if I had his problems. I’ve heard alot of jacksons music most 90% of it sucks in my opinion overrated nonce CUNT!

      • Could the kiddy fiddling be the reason Jackson’s sister waited till he had been dead a few years before she got knocked up? The truth will out.

      • Jackos favourite tune, “I’m forever blowing Bubbles”
        See what I did there?

  6. I’m nominating Angela Merkel. I’ve Just been reading in the Daily Express (don’t judge me) the ‘real’ reason that Merkel wants the UK to remain in the EU. Apparently, a Kraut bank has estimated that if we do leave, Germany will lose around £35 BILLION. That loss will seriously fuck their economy. If that happens, it will fatally fuck the EU, because it will mean that the EU’s top TWO financial contributors will no longer be contributing. The UK because we’re no longer members, and Germany because they’ll no longer be able to afford the payments. Greece will no doubt love the Irony of that one.

    I feel sorry for the ordinary German people, but Merkel deserves everything that would happen to her. She’s a nasty, fat, arrogant piece of shit, who thinks she owns Europe. That’s why she invited EVERY refugee on the planet to Germany, without thinking about (or asking) the other countries they would have to get through to reach Germany. She didn’t even bother to ask the German people, calling her “damned duty” to help refugees. A couple of years ago, Greek protesters mocked up pictures of Merkel as a Nazi, they weren’t far from the truth. The Nazis were left wing socialist bell ends, who thought it was their destiny to rule the world. Merkel has acted in exactly the same way with the EU.

    • I agree, QDM, Merkel is a fucking cunt… But fuck them.. If we do leave the EU snakepit and ze Fatherland collapses financially we should just send a simple message: ‘That’s for Dunkirk and The Blitz, you sausage eating cunts!’

      • She is such a cunt I feel sorry for them. Once them mosques start going up its bye bye Fatherland they have fucked themselves almost as well as we have. . Just waiting for the storm.

    • I misread the article slightly. That £35 billion loss is just for 2017. Things go down hill for them after that.

    • Nobody has cunted erodgan yet how is this possible? besides me that is, just hasn’t gone through the queue perhaps… He is a even bigger cunt then merkel the amount of threats he has made to the EU is astounding.

      He is going send 12 million turks to the UK(has threatened to send more) and a good portion are mentally retarded, criminals and expecting pregnancy.
      Thank Mr Hameron he’s doing this because UK needs more diversity apparently and because we are morally superior or tolerant some shite, I dunno lol .

  7. I’m also nominating Jean Claude Juncker. Most of the unelected scum at the top of the EU are anti-British, but Juncker is the worst one. A couple of days ago, he made a comment about the EU not welcoming deserters. Well, in the same piece about the German economy going tits up if we leave, there was also an interesting few paragraphs about exports between Britain and Germany. It turns out that we’re actually quite important to Germany. Last year, they exported £70 billion worth of goods to Britain. The only countries who receive more are the USA, China and France. And this is just one country in a very large world.Now, one of the few things the Remainians have told the truth about, is that our exit from the EU will bring about a period of economic uncertainty. However, it will not be anywhere near as bad as Cameron and Osborne would like us to believe. Trade agreements will have to be renegotiated, but they will be BRITISH negotiators acting in BRITISH interests, instead of by foreigners. Ultimately, we will thrive.

    The reason that pricks like Juncker, Tusk and Schultz are mouthing off, is because they’re becoming increasingly nervous. Their jobs depend on the UK voting to stay in the EU, but instead of trying to sweet talk us, or use facts and logic, they’ve chosen to use threats and insults. Then again, they’re as short on facts as they are on logic. Nobody in the remain camp has so far given a truthful example of how the EU has benefitted us. An out vote will bring about the end of the EU, and their highly paid, cushy, unelected jobs. As I said, that scares them, because it means they lose their undeserved positions of power. In a strange way, they’ve actually managed to prove Boris right when he made his Nazi reference. Although, he also referenced Napoleon and the Roman Empire in that speech, the media chose to ignore those parts of it though.

    I don’t think that we will, but I will love it if we vote to leave on the 23rd June. For one thing, my birthday is on the 30th of June and it would be the best present ever. More importantly though, scum like Juncker, Tusk, Schultz, Merkel and hopefully Cameron will lose their respective positions of power. Without those positions, they are nothing. Especially Juncker, who will crawl inside a bottle and never come back out.

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