Dave Gorman

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Dave Gorman – what an unfunny pillock.

I’d happily go to prison for a month if I could punch this average, no, less-than-average comedian in his average bearded mug for no other reason than I did it for all the people in tv land (as I’m sure his negative bearded shite has infected other shores) who have to switch over when he appears on tv spouting his trivial, mind-numbing drivel disguised as comedy entertainment.

Noninated by: Donkey Kongs Balls

17 thoughts on “Dave Gorman

  1. Good to see that the SNP has failed to win an overall majority in the Scottish Parliament…
    Fan Dabi Dozi that, Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon… You toxic dwarf cunt…

    • The Green Party got their arses kicked in our area, only by Labour sadly but seeing all those gutted out ageing hippies was entertaining nonetheless…

      • Here in Wales, the dreadful Leanne Woods wins a seat, and she’s already going off on one. “It’s a new dawn, people want change (her she means)”. Only a third of people voted here, so none of them can really say they have a mandate for fuck all. Doesn’t stop them though, fucking arseholes.

      • i heard Leanne woods is front runner for the thickest mp award- if she wins she will get an honorary c.s.e. in social science .
        every time I see or worse hear her on tv I think to myself why would anyone but her closest family vote for her-though she is quite pretty and very caring and lovely sounding -but she seems so thick that its frightening-surely the people in her constituency want someone with at least adequate intelligence ?

      • I believe she was elected in the party list so you could be right and her own constituency don’t want her. Great sytstem PR

    • totally agree it was good news . and love the fan dabi dozi line-this site is so informative – I am smiling now cos toxic dwarf cunt is just hilarious.
      you would be a great roving political correspondent -I would love to see you interview the toxic dwarf cunt -well done

  2. This guy is a prick, looks like a veggie ‘I perform intelligent comedy’ cunt. However he and most of these middle class ‘comedians’ are not funny they are cunts though. The cunts.

    • Such a nonentity that I couldn’t even think of anything to say about him, apart from that he’s a cunt….

      • He does look like you could wear a leg out kicking his stupid face in.

  3. I’ve seen this cunt on tv and was prepared to give the cunt a chance.
    The show in question was “modern life is goodish,”
    A show where Gorman appears to search the internet for anything mildly amusing and then regurgitate it as his own. Any cunt could do that. Has a particularly irritating part of his show called ‘a found poem’ which should be called “found wanting.” A real lame cunt in my opinion.
    Adam Buxton does a similar thing but does it better.

    • spot on -the found poem is the bitter pill u have to swallow -I hate that bit and the show got worse the more I saw of it-as you start to predict what he is doing and setting up-its very formulaic -but I don’t hate him -though I have a friend with aspergers [spelling soz ] and he does this childish laugh -high pitched and only he thinks its funny when he has said something droll or damaged-Gorman does exactly the same thing-luckily not often-but about once per show for 5 seconds or so-see if you notice it-it really annoys me -do you know what I mean? I have another nutty mate who does that as well- having had to sit through it for decades I notice it.
      its almost as annoying as the phoney laugh john Wilson the angler always used to do-which my dad always did too-he looked like john Wilson too- I always think annoying laughs and faux humour are done to piss us off and it always works with me .

  4. Gorman is a sad reflection of the state of modern British ‘comedy’. Bland, PC, unoriginal and most definitely unfunny. It’s says a lot that this cunt is ten times funnier than that grinning blonde fuckwit, Russell Howard. And Gorman is as funny as drinking three week old dog vomit.

    • Comedy is more or less dead, at least thats my opinion don’t take my word for it though. Comedy has too many recycled jokes boring and gross vulgarity, I always got more laughs from everyday occurrences to be honest.
      Call me bonkers but I enjoy a comic who has a clean act too many swears calls for the whole shock shite. 90% of mainstream stand up comics today have this bland vulgar form of comedy. I don’t mind swears per se its more the overuse of them where you(comic) become a self-parodized cliche of yourself.

    • Gorman is fucking Groucho fucking Marks compared to the likes of Marcus Brigstocke. A priveliged , beneficiary of BBC nepotism. Cunt.

  5. personally I think dara o’briain is the worst of these so called comedians.
    why anyone would watch him or like him is totally beyond me-I have had to sit through quite a lot of him and I have never heard him even try to be funny-he is one of the most boring people on tv -no scratch that …..the most boring person on tv …..now that Adrian chiles has been phased out .
    so I would like to nominate mr o’briain for the most boring cunt on tv award …. and maybe when he receives the award he will thank his mum and dad though he will probably say moy marm and dard and everyone will laugh .

  6. Why oh why does anybody find this bloke funny?? He does not deserve to be called a comedian, yet they put this dross on week after week, Dave Gorman, Modern Life is Goodish?? Not with this unfunny tosser on TV it isn’t. I can think of loads of shows that are funnier than this prick.

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