Boris Johnson [4]


A lifetime orn the turf has gifted yours truly with a discerning conk for a dodgy nag, indeed have administered the old go faster juice on many an occasion requiring a fine judgement to produce a turn of speed withoit old dobbin droppin doine dead (before the finish). In short know a ringer when I see one. The cunt Johnson is a dodgy gee and every inch a ringer promoted by his nouveaux riche cronies to defraud the British punter. In short he is not what he pretends.

Plain speaking Boris standing up for Britain? Bolloxs. Huff and puff and stunt and cunt. Nobody can make oit what the cunt is orn aboit and this is supposed to be a master Oxbridge debater. An old Bullingdon mate orf arch europhile Cameron and the cunt Clegg, he is deliberately throwing it. The Euro Virus lies deep within his bones, caught and nurtured at that Euro indoctrination camp, The European College in Bruges. Not much is made orf it but that is where de Pfeffel was educated (and Clegg and the ugly little bald cunt Kinnock and many orf the Gauleiters orf the EU).

This is the European College Mission Statement:

Educated side by side, untroubled from infancy by divisive prejudices, acquainted with all that is great and good in the different cultures, it will be borne in upon them as they mature that they belong together. Without ceasing to look to their own lands with love and pride, they will become in mind Europeans, schooled and ready to complete and consolidate the work of their fathers before them, to bring into being a united and thriving Europe.

Sieg Heil.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

7 thoughts on “Boris Johnson [4]

  1. “untroubled from infancy”…and regrettably, that seems to be where they’re stuck…, at the knee of “Listen to euroMother Merkel”, and pervy Uncle Jean-Claude. !! I’m not changing their feckin’ nappies, that’s for sure…
    That quoted para indeed seems the most absurd and dangerous piece of drivel I’ve read for yonks. Sounds like a cross between Victor Lewis-Smith’s Gay Daleks and the Horst-Wessel-Lied. Stuff it in the dodgy bookcase along with Mein Kampf, Communist manifest, Chairman Mao, The Bible &c., and every other dodgy piece of fiction that’s open to wild misinterpretation and abuse.

    Give me Beatrix Potter and her bad-habit rabbits any day!!

  2. Whenever I see Boris Johnson or Donald Trump on television, why am I reminded of Greg Stillson, the presidential candidate played by Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone?

  3. A very rare picture of Boris’s famed “Charles Laughton as Quasimodo” impersonation.
    “THE BELLS!!”

  4. He doesn’t give a fuck about being in or out of Europe unless it impacts his bid for leading the Cuntservative Party. God help us all if he gets there. He’s a 24 carat, born with a silver spoon in the gob, privileged, braces and bluster, boufanted cunt…and no mistake.

  5. He now declines to run for PM shows us,, oh no his best mate just dry fucked him in the ass. so another back slide from this fucker.

    Not really unexpected that he would walk away, after the u turns he made after the outcome of referendum.

    The only thing that self centred bastard has achieved, is he has made the population of the so called civilized democratic world look more credible, as he has bought a whole new perspective and new low to being a TOTAL UNPARRALLELED SUPREME HIGH PRIEST CUNT.

    Everyone else will now have to try a lot harder to get points in the cunt stakes, This Cunt hasn’t just lead Europe to recalibration, at the same time he re-calibrated just what it takes to be a cunt in the world too.

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