The G7

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I worry about a group of national leaders meeting in Japan this week who can’t count to 7.

Formally the G8 until they took the oh-so-mature decision to kick the Russians out, there are now 9 national leaders in the G7. What?

Hang on though! Tusk and Juncker are there representing the EU! This makes the EU :

(1) The only ‘country’ with 2 representatives at the table

(2) The only ‘country’ there that isn’t actually a country at all!

(3) The only ‘country’ there who’s leader wasn’t elected

FFS! You couldn’t make it up!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Brian May [3]

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Brian May is a tax avoiding cunt along with the rest of Queen. They shacked up in Switzerland for a full year to avoid UK tax.

Now its not actually that that pisses me off but rather the leftie bollocks he now spouts conveniently forgetting this tawrdry episode.

Cunt.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

Tim Healy

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Seems the seedy old cunt of an actor is suffering from a mystery illness and shortly in danger of becoming a dead actor cunt. Frankly how he survived so long married to ol’ Welchie is the biggest mystery.

Fit enough to fly his arse back from Benidorm to the UK to take advantage of our wonderful NHS though. Perhaps the junior doctor cunts will finish him orf during one of their strikes?

Time to say “Auf Weidersehen Pet” perhaps

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke