EU luvvies

EU referendum

282 of the pampered, sixth form drivel spouting quislings wrote to the Telegraph to tell us poor ignoramuses how to vote.

Yeah – I’ll take political advice from Cuntcumberpatch and Ian McFucking-Ewan. I’d sooner take cooking advice from Paltrow.

Nominated by: Harry Axwound

Luvvie signatories to the BRemain cause?

Well, just FUCK OFF to “socially inclusive, vibrant, culturally stimulating” Brussels, and you and your kids can be raped by ISIS terrorists (and, if not deemed clean enough, a quick dip in a nitric acid bath), or, just to show I’m not biased, by the local paedofidious contingent. Or, simply, blown to pieces.

Oh, btw, said city is a shite-smelling hole to boot. Antwerp is much, much nicer…as is almost anywhere else…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

The University of East Anglia

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The University of East Anglia are cunts.

Apparently they have banned students from doing the “chucking their mortar boards in the air” thing at their graduation ceremony and instead they have to just mime the action of doing so, for “Health and Safety” reasons. Now I thought that was just something that stupid American students did anyway and quite frankly I don’t give a shit about fucking students at the best of times, but that’s just fucking pathetic.

Do they think that an airliner will be brought down by a stray mortar board or something? Twats.

Nominated by: Mr Bastard