Have long been arsed orf by those ghastly workshop manuals written in lowest com denom yank mong shite full orf Californian teen speak idioms you guys. To whit the Dummies series. Admit to owning one, “Rotweilers for Dummies” (I kid you not, and recommends Duck Tape if the bastard punctures yer bollocks) and no, certainly did not buy it, purloined it orf a charity stall.

“Hey Guys! Often times you wanna hook up at the beach or maybe at a drive-in. How you gonna know that those crazy guys or gals are not a bunch of cunts? Eazy Peazy my friend. Now the hard stuff – I know, what a bummer, but you gotta read this book. Seriously now, as soon as you get on in there a whole new world will open up. See you there Cunts!”

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Dummies books – a subject that has oft mystified me.

Posted on it meself a couple of years back on Shitipedia…

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