Oz Clarke

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Why hasn’t Oz Clarke got his own page?! Surely he’s a big enough cunthole.

Anyway Oz (Robin) Clarke is so hated he’s been banned from the area of Champagne!

Watch the drink progs with James May or Hugh Dennis and you can tell they’re only doing it for the money and not the company of shit for brains Clarke.

His only redeeming feature is he’s a real pisshead if his pisspool eyes and slurring is anything to go by.

A cunt I’d fuck right up with a punch in his wrinkled mush.

Nominated by: Donkey Kongs Balls

10 thoughts on “Oz Clarke

  1. Ha ha -Robin?!? Fucking pretentious old coot. Dunno why we all take any notice of wine bores, slosh it down if one has to but a pint of best is the British way surely.
    All Oz does is drone on about ‘terroir ‘, a pseudonym for how much goat shit is in the soil and how to tell the difference between one bottle of French piss and another. I notice the frogs are a bit mardy of late about the cheap Spanish stuff flooding their supermarkets. Well, Monsieur, our bubbly is allegedly better now as well.
    Best we can hope for is that they go on another viewer-sponsored jolly en France, get pissed and swerve off that massive road bridge, designed by a Brit of course.
    Top santé Oz, and fück off.

  2. Oz Clarke is a full bodied cunt with multi levels of smugness, overbearing tones and a cuntish finish. The cunt.

  3. Fucking wine bores are cunts, they think they are experts because they drink wine that costs £8+ a bottle that does not contain sulphates.
    Any decent bottle of wine without sulphates tastes good, just read the fucking label, if it contains sulphates then avoid like the plague

  4. Joleon Lescott requires cunting urgently. Aston Villa were relegated from the Premier League earlier today and Lescott, who “plays” for Villa, apparently said this regarding their relegation, “now it’s confirmed, maybe it’s a weight off the shoulders and we can give these fans what they deserve, some performances”.

    What a prize cuntflap. Have the players heroically not been giving performances in the dimwitted hope that the club would stay up? And now that it doesn’t matter are they thinking of actually winning a fucking match? Footballers in general are dislikeable, lynchable cunt-towels but this twat and his bizarre double-forehead has somehow managed to lower the bar even further.

  5. He looks like a fucking tortoise thats been ripped from its shell. I hate gourmet bores. If someone says they are a foodie, they are basically telling you that they are a shallow cunt.

  6. Was it Food and Drink 2 centuries ago that I first saw Oz Clarke and his sidekick Jillie Goolden? You had Chris Kelly presenting it and a particularly unsavoury fat fucker, Michael Barry sticking his tuppence worth in every week. Back to Clarke and Goolden I remember the pair of them trying to come up with the most outlandish description of whatever beverage they were working away that week. Clarke always looked at least half pissed to me and when Goolden went offf on one of her rants about the lush flavour of blackberries slightly enhancing the wonderful aroma of used bycycle seat along with the heady properties of mildly fried water lillies excaserbated by the thrill of toffee and rinsed y fronts stewed in yaks excrement, Oz did have a bit of a job holding it together. Like him for taking the piss and getting paid for it but of course he is still a cunt.

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