Chloe Madeley

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Chloe Madeley urgently requires cunting for the following reason (I am quoting a probable serial killer though I wish I could’ve put it so succinctly):

“My new target for cunting is Chloe Madeley….sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she’s not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you’re not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid cunts making horrific comments about you and you’ve also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you’re an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you’ve decided to let the taunts of a bunch of cunts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that bastards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.”

So please give Chloe Madeley a cunting and save me from ending up in various suitcases in various canals.

Nominated by: Galted Asus

16 thoughts on “Chloe Madeley

  1. The pointless cunt spends all day in the fucking gym.

    Real people don’t have time for that shit, or the opinions of others.

    So fucking grow up Chloe, get a fucking job and while you’re at it stop taking selfies that zero people give a shit about and get a fucking life.

    Nobody would even know your name if your parents weren’t a pair of shoplifting pissheads.

  2. Also worth recalling how her cunt of a father decided it was a good idea to announce it on television when she started her periods…

  3. Fucking slag, her Mum’s an alcoholic and her Father is a shoplifter, no wonder she is so narcissistic to post selfies on Instagram, surely because she cannot get on TV for love or money or her cunty parents.
    She should do a Peaches Geldof and take an overdose, the fucking steroid abusing cunt that she is!

  4. Just another boring wannabe on the reality tv circuit, blogs on about herself and sells on her appearance and her parents names… and posts whinny tweets about herself… and talking about… herself and…zzz… poor me… victim… zzz…

    Next she’ll be complaining that it’s the sexist agenda keeping her down. No love, that’s just Haskell’s beefy forearm.

    • It looks like she is modelling herself on Bruce Lee, so maybe in the near future she is going to have her clunge pulled out and turned into a pump up ladycock. There’s probably a fucking reality show in that. Vacuous trout.

  5. Female poiticians really get on my nerves. Naz Shah, Dianne Abbott, Baroness Warzi, Priti Patel, Kate Hoey and that cunt Nicki Morgan. All with a sense of indignation which translates into being a nagging, whiny voiced haranguer of anyone who’ll listen. Pompous to the point of bursting they pontificate on everything. I fucking hate them with their enraging sense of entitlement. They smugly sit on Radio 4 interviews or Question Time and preach their ”Do what I say ‘cos it’s good for you” bollocks while avoiding any question that exposes their double standards by just continuing to talk and talk and talk in their nasal tones. They suck at the teat of the public purse and feather their nests while telling us that austerity is necessary. In it together? Not bloody likely. They’re middle-class haridans of the modern age and need bringing down a peg or two…The cunts.

  6. Fourth nomination in two days. Either I’m on a roll, or ’tis the season to be cuntish. Anyway, today’s nomination is…..Red Ken Livingstone. I know, I know, calling Livingstone a cunt is like calling Mussolini an evil fat bastard, but he so deserves it. He’s hit the headlines recently with his defence of the odious Naz Shah. Apparently, despite her comments and tweets to the contrary, she’s not an anti-Semite. Yes Ken, and I’m not a half American former Army Commando. Unfortunately for old RK, I AM a half American former Army Commando.

    Livingstone is a well known anti-Semite, having once compared a Jewish journalist to a Nazi concentration camp guard. I have to admit, that journalist showed admirable restraint. If he’d said something equally offensive to me, I would have ripped out his bowels. Through his mouth. As I pointed out yesterday, Corbyn’s rise to the leadership of the Labour party has brought with it a return to prominence of 80’s rabble rousing dinosaurs like Livingstone and Derek Hatton.

    It says a lot about how far the Labour party have regressed that today, the MP John Mann was criticised for confronting Livingstone over his disgraceful comments. A DECENT party leadership would have backed Mann and kicked Livingstone out, whilst doing everything possible to distance themselves from him. Not this bunch though, because although they have suspended Livingstone, it has been done very grudgingly. In other words it’s nothing more than a pantomime, the Labour party’s way of saying “look everyone, we take this sort of thing VERY seriously”. The problem is, this comes AFTER Corbyn claimed that Naz Shah’s anti-Semitism wasn’t a big deal. And considering Corbyn and Livingstone are close friends, I’m pretty sure Corbyn apologised profusely before and after suspending Kunty Ken.

    The thing is, Livingstone won’t give a flying monkey’s fuck about being suspended. He’ll be sitting at home with a smug grin, as he wanks himself off over his newts. He always been an arrogant piece of shit, convinced that he was something special. I remember when he was leader of the old LBC, a malignant organisation with him in charge. When lost the Mayoral election to Boris, he announced that he would be quitting politics. Yet he here is, hanging around like a particularly malodorous fart. Corbyn has once again shown that he has NO leadership skills at all, by completely mishandling this scandal.

    He could have kept the damage to a minimum by suspending Shah, and then Livingstone, immediately. But Corbyn himself is an anti-Semite, so he did what the far left always do when a scandal descends upon them, he buried his head in the sand and hoped it would die down. Except it hasn’t died down. In fact, his attempt at ignoring this situation has just made it worse. So Corbyn has had to pretend to do something, by pretending he’s suspended Livingstone. He’ll back in a month or two.

    What annoys me about this, is that anyone said similar things about Muslims, scum like Livingstone, Corbyn and Shah would be the first and loudest to shout “ISLAMOPHOBIA” and condemn anyone who criticised that ideology as racist. Yet it’s ok for their own to exactly the same thing against Jews. John Mann was right, Livingstone is a Nazi apologist, he always has been. The sad thing is, it’s one of his least unpleasant traits.

    • There will definitely be a party at mine when this whiny prick shuffles off. Caviar commie cunt.

    • The BBC have been having a grand old time bashing the pigs. You’d swear that the cops had machine gunned them if you didn’t know better.

      • This post was about the hillsborough business, fuck knows how I stuck it here. Thick cunt.

      • The BBC/Liverpool love affair…….still going strong.
        Hansen and Lawro…….both cunts.

  7. Personally Ive no time for this cunt after all she showed she is a selfish self obsessed cunt who doesnt give a fuck about the safety of other road users when she chose to drive whilst pissed as a tramp. Fuck you cunt.

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