Have we cunted chuggers yet? What a bunch of fawning bullshitters, I fucking loathe them blocking my high street with their stupid jackets and brollies.

I have a different tactic now. After the initial ‘got a minute’ salutation I say yes and get the phone out with a one minute timer on it. They looked a bit put out when it pings and I fuck off.

Best to do it when there are a few vulnerable grannies around to make sure the robdogs don’t fleece them of their inheritance. Cunts.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

On the subject of actor cunts, Renee Zellwegger desreves a major cunting….

An old contact of mine (a bit of a nerd, but a harmless, nice kid) met Zellwegger in London… Said person loved that Bridget Jones shite and she politely said to Zellwegger ‘Hello, I’m a huge fan…’ The ugly, spoilt, talentless fat bitch rolled her eyes to the sky, as if to say ‘Not again’ and fucked off without saying a word…

I personally wouldn’t waste time throwing my own shit at Renee Zellwegger… She’s an up her own twat cunt and a one trick pony (except she is fatter and uglier than a pony)… With yet another Bridget Jones load of shite about to be released… Get out the red wine and chocolates, all chick flick cunts out there…

Nominated by: Norman