The Speel Chucker

'You have it easy. When I was your age, we didn't have spell checkers.'

The Spell checker is up for a well overdue cunting.

Whoever wrote the Algorithm(s) or programmed it obviously doesn’t use the word Cunt much so therefore must be a cunt.

I want to write Cunt it says Count, I want too write Cunting it says Cutting. Most of the time when your writing a cunting or reply you don’t bother checking everything and then when you read it after the spellcheck makes you the Cunter look a right can’t spell properly thick cunt. When your trying to accurately describe a cunt you don’t want to have to stop to check if the word you want to write is the word that is there, its ruins the flow.

So I think the Spellchecker is a count.

Nominated by : Black & White Cunt

Alexei Sayle [2]

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Alexei Sayle is a cunt…

Apart from him being a Scouse cunt and an ‘alternative comedian’ (a crime in itself) this fat bald twat is a hypocritical cunt trumpet of the highest order… The man, who in the eighties, professed to be a communist cunt and as far left as the Redskins (the band,) and also refused to participate in the Young Ones Comic Relief single due to the involvement of arch-Tory cunt, Cliff Richard, is now a comfortably well off middle class cunt who lives in a big house in some poncey place like Holland Park and shops at Waitrose… He also probably now votes Tory as well… Yet another gravy train jumping champagne socialist cunt… Never trust a Scouser, as the saying goes…

I defy anyone to watch this and not think ‘What a fucking cunt…’

Nominated by: Norman