Interesting little titbit doin’ the roindes from me neck orf the woods doine Forest orf Dean way, namely one decrepit old cunt name orf Roy Maggs who claims to be 49 (not even yours truly would try to pull that one) is claiming a refund for having been given the bum’s rush at a swingers party organised by some oitfit calls itself Swingfields. Apparently old flaky cock was required to show references before he was allowed to take his mack orf. Indeed got hacked orf because he had paid £127.85 online and had not seen any requirement for same. Felt his professional standing as an accountant (now who do we know was one orf those, must ask Dioclese) was reference enough. Anyway organisers would not let him in or give him his money back so took it to m’Learned Friends. Would have loved to have been at the Citizens Advice when the cunt came in.

Upshot is m’Lud has found against Mr Maggs so no refund despite the old tosser offering to show m’Lud his references (nudge nudge), an offer m’Lud declined. Bright side is old tosser has not wasted his Vallium and Swingfields will let him in to their next soiree. Ah me, an everyday story orf simple country folk. Bless ’em all, bless ’em all, the old, the fat and the small…

Come on cunters, I know you are all gagging for it and you’re up for some fun…

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Amateur Dramatics deserves a good cunting.

Mrs Boaby’s Sister is a wanna be actor, actress or whatever the PC ‘term’ is these days. Her claim to fame is being an extra in some BBC period drama 12 years ago (I forget the name) which was filmed at Felbrigg Hall in Norfolk. You cannot even see her face and no-where is she credited apart from her own CV.

She is a member of the local ‘amateur dramatics society’ and last night I had to endure their performance of ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’

For fuck sakes, it was fucking dire. The film was bad enough, but a cheap local ‘am-dram’ production made me want to rip my own arsehole out.

Amateur Dramatics, more like Amateur Traumatics

Nominated by: Boaby