Nicola Sturgeon [6]

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Krankie Macmerkel can fuck right off.

She is one of those cunts who are ugly inside and out and need to pass their misery on to as many people as possible. A less ambitious cunt would have settled with being a traffic warden or such, but lucky us she decided to go all out. It takes a lot to outcunt her poisonous miget in arms Alex cunting Salmond but she does it with aplomb.

Evil tripe sucking witch.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Not representing your Country

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Not representing your Country is a cunt,

You know what I mean, cunts like Pietersen who had a English great grandparent who was born in South Africa, Mo Farrah who wasn’t even born here and whilst on the subject of runners all those Africans who end up representing Denmark, or Norway. What the fuck. Then we have the England Rugby Team with Tuilagi who is Samoan and another Samoan playing for Wales. How do you decide one day ‘Oh I’ll play for a country I wasn’t even born in. Then there are cunts like Frank Sinclair who when they realised they weren’t going to play in the World Cup for England decided they would play for Jamaica and deprive someone their place the squad.

It gets a bit difficult (due to this nations mixed past with players like Beckham being part Jewish and Ross Barkley having a Nigerian Grandfather) to say what should qualify you to play for England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland but surely you have to at least be born there, know the culture and ideally have some ancestry in the country?

Anyways I have decided to represent Pluto in the Being a Cunt Cup.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt