The M4

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The M4 is a cunt,

If you live in Bristol and London or travel between the two or for whatever reason you use the M4 it is a boring fucking journey, especially when you have driven it a thousand times like me. They are always up to some fucking crap like adding an extra lane here or there, or closing two lanes and slowing you down to 50mph when there is no cunt working. Then there are those massive digital signs on the road side telling you to go 50, 40, or even 30mph!

Then they say ‘Congestion’, well of course there is you stupid cunts, if you slow every cunt down there will be congestion. They always seem to be doing ‘works’ on certain sections overtime Im driving on it. By the time they finish all this work the road will need re surfacing and they will be closing lanes down again. The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

15 thoughts on “The M4

    • The M25 is the road….. to hell, from hell, and in hell. Should do away with the 25 bit and call it the Mcunt.

  1. On the subject of roads, why are most of the roads pot hole ridden, bodged repaired pieces of shit? Where does all the road fucking tax money we pay go? I know, it goes on narrowing roads for Cyclists and ‘Pedestrianising’ roads cars need to fucking use. Never mind the fact these Cyclists and Pedestrians don’t pay tax towards the roads yet they seem to get preference. Then again I am riding my Bike now to get a bit healthier and lose some weight, I prefer driving the Beemer though. Black and White cunt you hypocritical cunt I hear some cunt say, well yeah your right. Now fuck off.

    • What of the road tax cash you ask? From what I can tell, it bought the Indian Navy a lot of nice new toys. After our protectors in Westminster had claimed their cut of course.

  2. I know it’s short notice, but do any Cunters have a drone and some high explosive..?

    Rupert Murdoch is getting married tomorrow in central London and guests include Michael Gove, Rebekah Brooks, James Murdoch, Boris Johnson and Alan Yentob. A great opportunity to take out some of the most despised cunts in the country and also to facilitate some quick Dead Pool wins.

  3. Has Banksy been counted?
    Banksy what a cunt, trying to be all mysterious and edgy by not showing his ugly face,some of his pictures (stencils)
    Are okay but Banksy is a leftie, he has sympathy with isis and the so called refugees

    It’s like that gay cunt morrisey,for about 30 years he wouldn’t answer the question,then 2 years ago admitted to liking cock, as if anyone thought he was straight, the boy with the cock in his side

  4. I wonder what Jerrry Hall sees in the multi billionaire Rupert Murdoch, wonder if she would fancy him if he was living on a state pension in sheltered housing?

    • Maybe he has a great personality mummy, perhaps he’s great in bed, or maybe she just loves him. Just like old rubber lips. The cunt.

  5. I saw that Owen Jones cunt on that This Week politics show last night, what a fucking cunt. Now if someone is genuinely fleeing persecution then fine lets help them but most of these cunts pass through 7 or so SAFE countries before trying to get in to the UK so why don’t they seek asylum in the first safe country they reach? Which is apparently the requirement of being a refugee. This is a massive question and it doesn’t get talked about much on TV. I watched some Question Time and they were talking about it as soon as some of the panel said it they went onto something else.

    • I saw the cunt too. Pretty soon I’m going to have to put chicken wire in front of the tv or its going to cost me a fortune. What a fucking massive bellend of a cuntitty cunt cunt, one day real life is going to catch up with the tin tin looking shitbag and he is in for one fuck of a shock. What was worse than his all these migrants are genuine refugees bollocks was the fact that his appearance fee came out of my license fee. Know fuck all cunt, go back to writing your shitty little lefty bellend bibles, at least I have a choice not to pay for those!

      • Careful though, he’s definitely an English cunt despite having a faintly Welsh- sounding name.
        Without doubt one of the most obnoxious and malignant cancers in journalism. Oily little twat from leafy Bramhall and turns up like guerilla dogshit on your shoes.
        Writes the same recycled plagiarised Orwell drone speak. Dangerous cunt but he’s so small most people miss him. I wouldn’t miss the cunt at all.

  6. I hate all motorways, specifically the M25. Coming back from Brighton a few years ago, my girlfriend crashed into this cunt who had braked for no apparent reason. He did the worse thing that he could have done, and got out of his car and called her a stupid cunt. I was already angry, but that did it.

    I can’t remember much, but he thumped me, me him, and then the police arrived. We had a dashcam, so everything I had said was true, and most of the shit that cunt had spouted was bollocks. The sooner some cunt invents teleportation, the better.

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