Using soundbites

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Soundbites – catchy phrases or words – is a cunt,

‘Credit crunch’, ‘Brexit’, etc are all examples of cunt behaviour. I don’t know who comes up with these words which the media then use to bombard us with and before you know were all saying it like a bunch of cunts. It must come from lazy text messaging slang, or Twitter ‘trending’ words.

Either way its a cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

26 thoughts on “Using soundbites

  1. Yes there are a lot of toe curling phrases out there. I CAN SEE WHERE YOUR COMING FROM, THINKING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX, I’VE ONLY GOT A SMALL WINDOW ON THIS ONE are a few which piss me off and I Hate to hear grown men calling each other BUD ! Cunts !

  2. Excellent cunting.

    Tentatively started by Blair and Campbell (“she was the People’s Princess”), we now have full Government By Soundbite. Lynton Crosby must take the blame for this with his campaigns of “short, memorable slogans, repeated often” – a tactic the Tories have eagerly adopted in lieu of any actual policies: “long term economic plan”, “threat to national security”, “living within our means”, “fixing the roof while the sun is shining” etc etc.

    And of course these facile soundbites are repeated so often and in such increasingly inappropriate contexts that eventually the words becomes diluted and devalued. When the inevitable ISIS (or should that be Daeshbag?) attack on the UK takes place and some smug Tory MP cunt mentions the “threat to national security”, the country will yawn and think “it can’t be that serious because you’ve been saying the same thing about Jeremy Corbyn for months and he’s about as much of a threat to national security as Christopher Biggins because you need actual power, motivation and a desire to commit mass murder in order to pose a threat…” (whereas Gideot Osborne selling the Chinese a part of our nuclear industry despite the “grave concerns” of the British security servcies, that’s not a threat to national security at all…). The Tories borrow more in three years than Labour did in thirteen, Gideot misses every single economic target he sets himself, revises every single forecast he’s ever made, but so long as he keeps repeating his “long term economic plan” mantra, the plebs sit slack-jawed and obedient, trusting that a miracle will occur at some unspecified time in the future.

    • As a bona fide Pleb myself, the only miracle I’d hope for would be the entire political class suddenly spontaneously combusting.

    • Long term economic plan – ie “we’ll take an unspecified amount of time to make it work and it will never be our fault if it doesn’t…”

    • “The People’s Princess” …..that gets my back up even now.
      In fact anything with the prefix “People” is more than likely to get to lead to some stupid bastard getting a mouthful directed at them.
      Psedo-socialist bollocks disguised as a cuddly teddy bear.
      A fucking plague on them.

    • Yes, indeed…thanks again to the Blessed Tony, warmongering little cunt-clitprick, whose second coming (christ, what a foul-smelling load of jizz that’s going to be) seems so eagerly awaited by certain fuckwits in the Labour party, not forgetting cunty Campbell (“of that Soup”), him of the infamous and satanic jogger’s nipple… At least that means BOTH major parties are at civil war, so a fair and balanced contest.

      As for Gideot, his next plan for the economy is to put the whole bloody lot on the 3.30 from Newmarket, “Durex Handicap”, promoters “Derek & Clive.” Knowing the Gideot, he’ll back a spavined donkey…

    • If it was down to me anyone uttering the soundbite ‘Its the right thing to do’ would be pulled apart by horses. Cunts.

  3. Another good reason to desert the Marie Celeste that schools are becoming. It was most liberating to get away from all that jargon bullshit – ‘time poor’, ‘enrichment opportunities’, ‘inclusion’. And even better that I don’t have to pretend to be PC anymore.
    And most sound bite cunts have had a very expensive education, not that it helped the cunts.

  4. My cunt of a manager used to be full of this kind of twatspeak. Suited and booted was a particular favourite and every time he said it I daydreamed I was kicking his fat face around the car park. Useless cunts hide behind this kind of drivel because to the thicko it makes them sound like they know what’s what. Fat prick. Tv news use bolloxtalk all the time, for a while a bulletin couldn’t be complete unless some cunt said “sea change” or ring fence. Wankers.

    • I’m of the opinion this thread needs a root and branch review to enable the team dynamic to touch base and therefore increase blue sky thinking.

      • “the way forward”…aaaaaargh!! Had a cunt of a bank manager who used that in every other sentence…. Verily, his office was the typical bank-Victorian “panelled wankpit”

  5. An interesting way to relieve the boredom of some management consultant tosspot over-enthusiastically spouting this bollocks, is bullshit bingo.

    Try it. It works.

  6. Deinster SV, are cunts…
    A nondescript German football team who have blacked up in support of their refugee ‘brothers…’ Merkeltastic….

    Funny , I don’t remember these cunts dragging up in support of all the women who were attacked in Cologne by those filthy, greasy migrant turds…

    Welcome to the Black & Kraut Minstrel Show….

  7. People who use soundbites to sound clever are the types of silly cunt who would buy a “Fitbit’ to look cool and health conscious. You know, the wanky little watches that tell you to exercise – advertised by buff models who have obviously spent years training without them, thus demonstrating the complete worthlessness of this expensive shite.

  8. ‘National Treasure’ – the verbal equivalent of a cheap gold painted Ratner’s ring. There are so many of them it comforts me that I must be, at the very least, a minor masterpiece.
    As most treasure ends up being buried there’s hope, the sooner the better.

  9. ‘Shovel ready’?! A new one on me from that John O Donnell. I assume he needs it for the piles of shit he says.

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