Catholicism

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Catholicism is a evil religion and the worst form/sect of christianity who through the ages have brought genocide, torture, death, pain, confusion and misery.

I have never said anything good about the Church of England and catholicism in general isn’t even christianity per se. It’s actually a paganized form of it, where in the pope acts as a god who does no wrong infallible ie “incapable of failure or error”.

It also makes it’s own rules and laws which also wants to bring other religions together which is the opposite of christs teaching. The pope is apologetic to islam, has kissed the koran and promotes refugees/migrants and even said extremists have a right to kill if you offend them(this was after the charlie heb’ado attacks).

Paedophilia is a sad state of affairs in catholicism and the church is unapologetic.

Nominated by: Titslapper

34 thoughts on “Catholicism

  1. I was ‘educated’ by nuns when I was a little lad… They are cunts, pure and simple…
    To quote the great Dave Allen: ‘The Gestapo in drag…’

    And any religion that has shielded so many kiddyfuckers, does not agree to the use of rubber johnnies and is loved by those IRA fuckers has to be steeped in cuntery… Amen

    • Paedo enabling Penguins my dad calls them. Strict as fuck too, stupid ear pulling shouty little bints christopher hitchens had a excellent documentary called hell’s angels which documents evil mother theresa’s harsh treatment centers and the way she runs her organization . She was also friends with Jean-Claude Duvalier evil corrupt haitian president and she accepted a huge sum of money from him which was supposed to go to the cunts catholic run hospitals but didn’t. You can find it on youtube I can’t be arsed right now but it’s very good and hitchens has a very smooth narration type voice better then that black cunt morgan freeman

      • Did I read that mummy theresa’s about to be made a saint??! I think Victor Lewis-Smith referred to her as the “shrivelled brown nun”…

        Try Tom Lehrer’s Vatican Rag for a good laugh… “2-4-6-8, time to transsubstantiate”!

  2. And let’s not even start about The Spanish Inquistion, Bloody Mary and her love of burning people, the Irish laundry houses for single mothers, paedo priests etc….

  3. Too true, I’ve heard it rumoured that most of the missing middle east refugee children are stashed away in the vatican catacombs, getting grromed until they’re ready for distribution around the catholic church outposts

  4. Can I nominate John Beggs QC as a despicable CUNT.
    He’s representing Surrey plod over their total fuck-up in investigating the 4 army cadet deaths / murders / suicides at Deepcut between 1995 and 2002. The father of one the victims has been trying to get to the truth since 1995, whilst the establishment (courts / plod, MOD etc) have lied, obfuscated, obstructed and covered up. The girl apparently shot herself in the forehead with a rifle but plod lost the bullet within 24 hours and allowed the clothes/uniform she was wearing to be burnt, i.e. lose all the forensic evidence.
    At the latest inquest / inquiry whatever, CUNTY Beggs had a go at the dead girls dad for “pestering” Surrey police and distracting them from the Milly Dowler invetstigation. I think the coroner/whatever mildly rebuked him and told him to move on with his questioning, but what a mammoth CUNT. I hope he dies soon.

  5. I just deleted twenty-odd lines of a rant post; I just can’t be arsed. The bones:

    Religious devotees (all) + big meat grinder + big render pot + big fire. Komastsu PC8000 = Big hole + renderings, back fill, pat down = job done.

    Politicians: wash, rinse & repeat.

    Celebrities: ditto.

    This site would be redundant though.

    Religion’s a CUNT.

  6. The Times is a biased, duplicitous cunt.

    When J Edgar Murdoch, ubercunt, bought it in 1981 he had to promise it would remain politically neutral to meet the requirements of the Monopolies and Mergers Commission. He’s been chipping away at this ever since until it’s just a mouthpiece, or arsehole, for Murdoch’s schemes to influence HMG, from Major, Blair and Brown through to Cameron. Nearly all of his main columnists have connections to the Conservative party so Murdoch has no problem when he wants to dis any threats to them. The latest case is UKIP (and yes, I am kipper – a cunt first, but then a kipper). When UKIP was in danger of eating into the tory vote in the 2014/15 elections the times tories went into anti-UKIP overdrive.
    The recent story, Thursday 11th, about dodgy UKIP candidates was a front page lead in the Times with a double page spread inside, seemed a bit OTT to me when I read it, i.e. too much coverage of a pretty minor story, I mean it’s not exactly news that UKIP have had a few oddballs representing them in the past. Then I found about this story.

    http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/content/former-times-news-editor-murdoch-has-breached-independence-undertakings-anti-ukip-coverage.

    This pisses me off no end as I’ve been reading the Times since 1988 and I thought the paper was reasonably balanced, even if it always came down on the side of the Tories at election time. This didn’t bother me much as back then, in fact up until this year I’d always voted Green or Lib-Dem (anyone but Tory or Labour, 2 cheeks of the same rancid arsehole – I forget who I nicked the analogy from). Over the last year or so, since retiring, I’ve started to take a bit more interest in politics, current affairs etc and I’ve seen how biased the rag has become (now I can compare then stories against other sources on-lone and TV news, i.e. pro-US, pro-EU, anti-UKIP, pro-Turkey and Saudi Arabia, anti-Russian, demonising of Corbyn, oh and I forgot pro-Cameron and the “new” tories.
    As a newspaper of “record” it’s become a fucking disgrace.
    I’d better cunt myself for being a hypocrite as I still buy the rag occasionally.

  7. Louis Van Gaal is a cunt….
    No doubt he will once again admit that United were crap (which we were), yet blame somebody else (the referee, John Terry (even though he was last week), the pitch, pigeons flying over the ground, Sunderland’s tea lady etc)… He will then glare, snort, huff, berate and slag off the TV reporters for doing their job (ie: asking questions) and get well uppity about being asked about Mourinho and why United are still shite… Fucking hell, and I thought Dave Sexton had issues with the media…. All United bosses (Busby, Docherty, Atkinson, Old Taggart) could handle the press… Sexton, however, could not, and neither can this Dutch loon it seems…

  8. Valentines day, Is a cunt.

    Firstly read a bit about Valentine and he apparently was beheaded by some Roman cunt for helping Christians marry.
    So how the fuck has ‘celebrating’ St Valentine turned into this stress yourself out buying Chocolates, Flowers etc commercial fucking cunt of a cunt. Why are you expected to ‘show’ your love for someone on this day? You should be able to say ‘I love you’ (whether you mean it or not) and that should be enough. Never that simple though is it.

    You phone around some Restaurants and they are fully booked up and if you get one the cunts will likely be charging more.

    Got to buy some Flowers that have come all the way from Chile, or somewhere 3000 miles away.

    You buy Chocolates and end up eating them yourself (If your a greedy cunt like me you will).

    If you buy the Supermarket ‘Dine in for two’ Meal deal you know she’s thinking “You inconsiderate cunt”.

    What a cunt Valentines day is.

    Don’t get me started on Mothers, Fathers days. Why not have ‘Cunt’ day where we can all be ourselves.
    The cunts.

    • Buy your other half chocolates then you just get an extra helping of “ooh I’m all fat now”, “no you’re not” etc. etc. etc. Valentine’s Day is a cunt for sure, and so is every other possible “day” which a card has ever been printed for. Eg. Weddings, birthdays, Christmas, moving house… All just excuses to hoover your wallet.

  9. Gawd I’m having a field-day here…rant… Levi Bellfield…Bell-end, aka Yusuf Rahim (that’s a good reason already for a most serious cunting). SCUMBAG!! He needs a red-hot poker up his arse, and a jug of acid pouring into his ears. UBERCUNT!!

    Joanna Lumley, fackin’ useless actress who only seems capable of playing fuckwitted “posh-totty” rôles (because it takes no effort from her…more ham than yer local pork-butcher’s) is bum-chummy with Boris. 60 million quid for some noncey floral bridge over the Thames (only ten bridges in 2 miles already, it seems). A nomination for all three categories please – cunting, dead cunts and the shit bucket. She’s a disgrace to her regiment, what??!

    • Allegedly she has a plastic arse because of the copious amounts of charlie pushed up in earlier days. I think I read this somewhere but I’ve had a few malts so I may be confusing dreamsa and reality. If any cunter knows of a link please post.

  10. and I forgot… the MoD / Army re the whole sad Deepcunt affair. Poor kids join up thinking they’re going to be defending their country &c., and they just get raped, tortured and murdered by our own lot… I know the forces have to be tough, but we need LIVE soldiers, not corpses…

    • The MOD an enigma inside an asylum. Totally focused on covering their arses at all times. Spend too much on everything from tanks to toilet paper and have an unfailing ability to kowtow to whichever arsehole political party is in power.

  11. A song https://youtu.be/t-6QXVFcczw based on the inquisition ‘basically about the church torturing people to death for days on end, killing people who believe in witchcraft, people reading the bible but don’t go to church to be absolved by a kid fiddler. Also the hypocritical church practicing witchcraft themselves and not following their own rules great song but challenging music to get into.

  12. Organised religion on the whole is corrupt, created to keep the masses quiet and under control, religion has been replaced by celebrity worship and the X Factor et al, I respect anyones personal beliefs, but, that’s what they should be, personal.

  13. Catholics are indeed utter, hypocritical, self righteous cunts. I despise the papes, with their insane religious concepts like original sin, and priests being humanity’s “conduit to God”. The Catholic Church actively moves priests to different fucking parishes (or whatever they’re called), once they’ve been caught molesting children. Hence avoiding the inconvenience of justice. The sick cunts have even blamed the Devil, for somehow getting into priests heads and making them rape kids, to undermine gods great church! Imagine if I raped someone and told the cops: “The Devil made me officer”. Er, that would be Broadmoor for me I think, but just a quick transfer if you’re a catholic priest! A billion Catholics in the world I believe, plus another billion Muslims, evil fucking cunts the whole cunting lot, it really makes you wonder…

  14. Catholics are gullible brainwashed empty-headed wankers, just like Protestants, Methodists, Presbyterians, Anglicans, Baptists, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and Muslims. The same goes for Mormons, Taoists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Zoroastrians, and of course not forgetting the Scientologists.
    Apologies to all other believers in fairy tales whose sect is not mentioned.

    • As I said to someone recently: ‘My imaginary god told me it was forbidden for me to eat bacon butties for my breakfast…. So I told my imaginary god to fuck right off….’

  15. I’d like to Nominate Penny Lancaster as being a cunt of epic proportions. She clings to Rod Stewart like limptet, pushing him out of the way when paps appear. Model and photographer my arse. She’s a publicity seeking, self-promoting talentless bint.

    • The Faces suck Rod Stewart is a piss poor Steve Marriott even jeff beck hates rod(then again who doesn’t beck hate lol) truth was a great album but beck-ola was crap-ola aside from a song or two IMO. Yep Penny is a leech but this is how golddiggers work who knew

      • Faces were alright, but they were nothing without Ronnie Lane… When Lane left in 1973 they became a parody… Small Faces were the better band by far… When he was on top of his game, Marriott was one of the best…

        Penny Lancaster is a bit of a comedown for old Rodders… She’s no Britt Ekland, Kelly Emberg or Rachel Hunter…

      • ‘Debris’ is my favourite Faces song… I also like ‘Richmond…’ Both sung by Ronnie Lane…

      • @Norman I guess I’m just more of a small faces/humble pie loyalist. I just think rod stewart is a bit of a bellend he also nicked a bird marriott fancied lol. I know he’s considered a crooner(or maybe a spooner?) but he just doesn’t do anything for me.

        I have given the faces a proper chance I listened to A nod and a wink just didn’t like it maybe long players better?. The cunt also looks like a donkeys arse but yet the cunt is more successful then me with women. Then again alot of the pussy he got was drunken drugged up slags so no biggie then. https://notquiteold.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/rodstewart.jpg

        @ Dio It’s actually called You’re So Rude unless you’re thinking of a different song but yes ronnie lane sings that one. Its actually a decent song sounds like old 50’s rock n roll boogie rock or something like buddy holly

  16. The only good thing to spring from catholicism (or cathaholicism as I like to call it as they’re all pissed) is Father Ted

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