Daily Archives: February 6, 2016

Yodel

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I’ve just narrowly avoided losing a parcel to fucking Yodel.

Despite standing instructions to leave any packages with my nearest neighbour (which on my street is 60 yards away), the dumb cunt still put it in my blue bin, which was out for collection. Yep, the thick twat put my cardboard wrapped parcel in a bin that was FULL of paper and cardboard. I actually returned home at the same time the bin wagon arrived.

I literally saved my parcel with seconds to spare.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Ken Livingstone [3]

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Ken’Newt Loving Cunt’ Livingston has somehow managed to achieve the impossible and outcunt himself again by admitting he’d accept a peerage from fellow ubercunt Jeremy Corbyn, if one was offered.

This is despite the fact he’s had many a wankfest fantasising about and attempting to abolish the House of Lords. Utterly typical behavior from a champagne socialist who has suckled at the teat of public office for decades. I hope there’s a national holiday when this cunt who despises his own country finally meets his maker.

Nominated by: Lord Flashcunt