News drama queens

Your News drama queen …is a Cunt.

“Here we are in Cumbria where there is no: power, drinking water, food, road access or trains, BUT! we managed to get a film crew and support team through.”

“No fuck off with your emergency vehicle we were here first and I’m doing a piece to camera.”

On Sky this morning the ginger drama weather whore; “………….that’s why our job is sooo important.”

Cunts the lot of ’em.

Nominated by: King Cnut

10 thoughts on “News drama queens

  1. The news channels rely on tragedy because tragedy equals ratings,if there was a nuclear attack Kay Burley and her Curly Wurley would still be there telling us how sad a vapourised labrador looked…..

    • Here’s hoping for a biblical flood/plague to wipe them away. I’m convinced they get bonuses to get Joe public to boo on screen.

  2. Cunts the lot of them, Sky, BBC, ITV, Channel5, Channel4.
    All a bunch of over-paid repeaters telling the public what their editors tell them to say.
    The BBC are public-money theiving cunts, Sky are cunts for being owned by Murdoch and ITV, Channel4 & Channel5 are all run by ITN.

    Kay Burley deserves a cunting of her own, and a fucking baseball bat to the face.

    All media cunts are wankers, they have the audacity to call themselves journalists, hahaha, fuck off, the last good real journalists were John PIlger & Roger Cook,
    All these cunts on the BBC, Sky etc are cunts with a media-studies degree and are essentially prostitutes with an IQ lower than their shoe-size.
    All those meteorologists are cunts who were too thick to study physics just reeling off a load of hyperbole gleaned from the met offices shitty supercomputer (a zx spectrum with 48k of ram)
    Well it might as well be judging by how fucking accurate their forecasts are

  3. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-35420983?SThisFB

    I would Like to nominate these 2 cunts. The morons were on the news earlier seemingly amused by the fact they keep having to calll out emergency services due to their inability to sail.

    They have called out the emergency services nine times in the last seven months because of varyious sailing mishaps, usually due to their own stupidity

    Not only that, their response to criticism was that the emergency services have some sort of choice on whether they respond to the emergency calls.

    I certainly hope so, and that they decide to let these fuckers drown next time.

    • Robin Knox-Johnston was on the wireless today saying exactly that. Fuck em, let them drown

    • There is more value to be had in the content of the above link.

      1) They are quite obviously paedophiles, just look at the old cunts.

      2) The harbour masters surname name is ‘Haddock’! Fuck off…that’s too good to be true.

  4. There is a lovely clip of one of these cunts on you tube,
    she is reporting on an extreem weather event (high winds) and gets wiped out by a passing road sign,
    Morale “it is not a good idea to stand outside warning people to not go out side”

  5. There is a superb clip on Youtube which I cannot find right now.
    It’s an American woman reporting in the flooded streets of some town.
    She claims that the water is 2ft deep and due to climate change,
    This is the best part, behind walking through shot is a person and it is clear the water is just 2 inches deep lol

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