The United Kingdom

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I would like to Cunt the U.K. As much as I love this country its become a joke.

– Work until you’re 67 they say and then you have to beg for your Pension if they still have the money that is.

– Homeless British people on the street and some cunt from abroad gets a Housing association Flat after being here a short while. (I have never understood why people are homeless)

– Government doesn’t give a fuck what we think or want.

– They let the Banks fuck up the finances and then use our money to bail them out! Then sell off our the shares we own at a 1 Billion loss! (RBS)

– Give foreign aid to soon to be richer than us countries like India and leave UK charities to ask us for money to help people the Government should be helping.

– We have hardly any Industry and buy in most things.

– Energy Cunt Companies blatantly allowed to rip us off.

– Stopped the outdoor Raves and free parties.

– Allow us to be bombarded with cooking shows and then wonder why there are a load of Fat cunts.

– Allowed us into the EU and now we have fucking Eastern european cunts everywhere acting like they own the fucking place.

– Allows in all these cunts from countries that have fuck all (Colonial) history with the UK/Britain.

Now I’m of English and Jamaican descent and I know there have been a lot of Jamaican cunts but at least they integrated and contributed financially (Lots of Drug dealing money) and culturally (Music). What the fuck do these Muslim can’t even speak English, shaved head with beard cunts contribute? They don’t integrate, don’t bother to learn English, their culture has hardly anything in common with British culture and they breed like fucking rats.

Anyways thats my view, if you don’t like it I don’t give a fuck and if you do then click the like button you cunts.

Nominated by : Black & White Cunt

Mark Thatcher

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Looking in the list of cunts I’m surprised this fucking cunt has never previously been cunted. This vile excuse for a piece of dogshit never gave a fuck about anyone else but his pathetic, useless self. It says something when his own mother sent him packing from the UK. Can’t say I blame the old slag really, he must have been one massive disappointment, greedy little money grabbing scumbag trading on mummies name.

Anyway, seems the ugly little cunt may now facing be a massive fine and possibly (if there’s any justice in this world) a spell in jail. You may remember his alleged involvement in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea which went wrong and his then friend Simon Mann ended up doing a stretch in jail out there. This cunt then denied anything to do with it and worse still disowned his mate and left him to languish in some festering African prison. Well now sonny boy is being taken to court by the ruler of Equatorial Guinea Teodoro Obiang who it seems is determined to get to the bottom of the whole fiasco.

The best bit is Simon Mann is the star witness for Obiang who freed him from jail after just 18 months.

I hope the cunt gets a massive fine AND a big fuck off jail sentence and gets bummed dry on a daily basis by the entire population of the inmates until his ringpeice resembles the Japanese flag……fucking CUNT !!!

Nominated by: Pissflap Pete

Tyson Fury

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Tyson Fury is a complete cunt with ridiculous ideas, in this country we still (just about) have the right to freedom of expression as long as violence is not incited and I don’t believe that the idiot has done that.

I am really worried about our seemingly decreasing right to free speech, it has already been stopped by Muslim apologists by the use of the ridiculous term ‘Islamophobia’ and by certain Muslims who are prepared to kill for any perceived slight to their prophet.

Maybe I should also cunt religion in general for being granted far too much respect whilst not having a shred of evidence for the existence for any of its claims. Religion is the basis of Tyson Fury’s opinions, but sadly the Bible/Koran etc. give credence to all these appalling ideas.

Ian Sawyer who has reported Tyson Fury to the police for hate crime is a right cunt too.

Nominated by: Serena

Sue Perkins [3]

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Apropos of fuck all can I nominate Sue Perkins for a cunting?

I’ve just sat through her usual piss-poor appearance on a panel show. How does this cunt get on the BBC? I mean all she is is gay, Cambridge educated and female. She’s not funny, but what comedian needs that attribute these days?

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

Aid to Azerbaijan

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Azerbaijan had oil revenues of £19 billion last year and is promoting it’s self to be the next Dubai …..

It’s going to be building the tallest building in the world at a cost of £1.25 billion in an almighty pissing competition with whoever ….

They don’t appear to be in much need of ‘foreign aid’ if you ask me.

Nominated by: Boilmypiss