Nicola Sturgeon [5]

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Time to re-cunt the repugnant Nicola Sturgeon who is now demanding a second independence referendum unless David Cameron reverses his welfare cuts and halts plans to renew Trident.

What was that about the previous referendum “settling the issue for a generation” you hypocritical cunt…?

The people of Scotland are reportedly referring to Sturgeon as a “national treasure” (and regulars on here know that is code for “cunt”). Personally I think national treasures should be treated the same way as any kind of treasure – bury it in a field in Lincolnshire and let Phil Harding dig it up and wank over it in two thousand years time.

Nominated by: Fred West

21 thoughts on “Nicola Sturgeon [5]

  1. Is that the speakers chair she’s kneeling on? It will need a good scrub down with a bottle of dettol. And so will the young man she is engaging with.

    • Go ahead by all means and cede Most of Northumberland and part of Cumbria to Scotland. I take it they did not teach Geography at your school ?

      • I know exactly where Hadrian’s wall is, my only interest is keeping the beautiful south the beautiful south jock free so as if I give a fuck about ‘most of Northumberland and part of Cumbria to Scotland’

      • Nail on the head. I would be more than happy to write off brother and sister = parents counties as collateral damage! A small price to pay to not hear the slurred jock tones of aggressive begging at the entrances/exits to all our major capital rail/tube lines.

        I wonder if there are drunk drug addled cockneys begging at Glasgow train station?

      • The Reivers give a fuck; a fine body of men and a tradition I hope to revive when devolution comes. We’ll head north to steal their women, shag their sheep ( yes I do mean it, have you seen their women folk? ) and lay waste to their lands, might do up to thirty bobs worth of damage there and back on a good day.

  2. In the absence of any referendum on independence for England, I welcome a second referendum on Scuntish independence. And a third, fourth, fifth etc. until the cunts get it right.

    • it would be intersting to have a referendum just for the english to see if we want to persist the union, i know how i’d fucking vote. lose the jocks, then the welsh, then the northern irish

      • That would be too much like democracy. In the perverted SNP logic true democracy is 5.3 million dictating to 53 million. No Sturgeon, that is Fascism you racist cunt.

    • Fuck off. You do realise Scotland will fuck themselves up if they leave? The reason they joined England in the first place was because they were economically fucked and we said, “We’ll bail you out if you join us.”

      So if you want to leave so badly, can we have our billions of pound back please??

  3. ‘Some’ people in Scotland refer to her in this way you mean. The majority of us rejected her and her party and would do the same again if necessary. SNP are cunts.

  4. Knickerless Haddock broadcasts her sense of entitlement like some dirty public sector pedophile in a local authority orphanage.

    Talking of cunts – what about Aung San Suu Kyi.

    This fucking cunt is a CIA stooge, and always has been. The filthy cunt Aung San Suu Kyi is about to become president of Burma (with the help of the CIA global criminals fixing the election) and will immediately give away all of Burma’s huge oil and gas reserves to American corporate filth (for about $100 million for herself and fuck-all for the people).

    Aung San Suu Kyi is a Tony Blair type CIA bitch. The cunt will tell any lie for power or money (as long as it pleases the CIA and is in accord with its plans to thieve and destroy civilisations) .

    I hope the cunt bitch gets it like another CIA cunt, Benazir Bhutto.

    There seems to be a production line of CIA controlled cunt bitches being churned out to thieve the wealth of nations for US corporations. That filthy little evil CIAcunt is Malala Yousafzai is definitley a project to fuck up Pakistani in the future.

  5. That Christina Hendricks is a right cunt. She thinks she is soooo sexy, with here flame coloured hair, big tits, ruby lips and a perfectly peachy down covered arse. She no doubt anticipates a night of passion should she turn up on my doorstep wearing nothing but 1950s lingerie complete with elbow length kid gloves and a bucket full of lubricant. Well just go ahead and try it, you bitch. I dare you, just fucking try it……

    sob……

  6. [quote]
    Personally I think national treasures should be treated the same way as any kind of treasure – bury it in a field in Lincolnshire and let Phil Harding dig it up and wank over it in two thousand years time.
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    HAHHAHAHA

    • Phil Harding deserves a Cunting nomination:

      It’s a pity Time Team went the way it did as it was a diamond in a sea of shit, but why did we have to suffer the cuntishness of Harding with his: effected accent, his manky hair, those goat teeth, that scabby cowboy hat and his Village People shorts when all we watched Time Team for is to better understand our historical heritage, that and the down top shots of the young fillies. As soon as one of the bit players found something interesting good ol’ Phil could be relied on to trench hop, shame his grandsire didn’t display the same tendency at the Somme. Who does he think he is: Indiana fekin’ Jones? The grand high mugwump of Wessex university (where the fuck is Wessex?) was a cringe worthy Cunt of the first watter; a nowhere man from a nowhere land who, along with his hook nosed front man, should have been used as props in a re-enactment of the medieval punishment dished out to heretics. One faggot each, form a line on the left.

      One of his better quotes:

      “Oh arr, arr, arr, I TOLD YOU! Arr, a wall, arr, arr, arr. IN MY TRENCH! arr, tessera, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Beer?”

      Phil Harding: you are a Cunt, good riddance.

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