Daily Archives: November 30, 2015

Adele

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Break out the Gin and Razors, Adele has come out from a four year hibernation.

She has plastered herself on BBC, X factor (Should be cunted for that alone) and no doubt will go on more, stating she finds Fame and Stardom so hard to live with.

I would have thought the best advice for this bint therefore is not to further participate. Any right minded person would not go back into the spotlight if they then want to moan and leave it.

Do us all a favour and fuck off to where it was you were lying down for the last 4 years and harden up you cunt.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Adele is a piss poor Alison Moyet and a chav cunt got lucky… No doubt her new album will be a bout being dumped, hating her ex-boyfriend, being dumped, anguish at failed relationships, and … err… being dumped….

That ‘Rolling In The Deep’ is one of the worst songs in history… How can anyone roll in deep water? Surely they would fucking drown?! Stupid fat bitch…

Nominated by: Norman

Daniel O’Donnell

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Daniel O’Donnell is a smug, pretentious, sickly Irish cunt .

Think of all those menopausal, frustrated housewives with their wet fannies watching him on Strictly. Met a young Irish kid once who used to be in his Irish dance troupe, she reckoned he was a real bell end, who never went anywhere without his entourage of people with their heads up his arse.

Constantly publically paying homage to adoring fans whilst secretly telling them to fuck off, wanker.

Nominated by: Lou Smorrels

Pornography

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Modern porn is a cunt.

All plastic fuck bunnies with little regard for their own safety of self esteem. Who can forget the days of adventure, discovery and enlightenment of finding the old man’s stash of Mayfair at the bottom of the wardrobe when searching for your Christmas presents?

Even the arrival of the Gratham’s catalogue was only a swift hand shandy away from heaven.

Happy days…

Nominated by: Fat Rich