You would think it difficult to cunt off such a fine and outstanding organisation however as a member I would like to state my case.
The legion was founded at the end of the first world war and has made a lot of precedence on that particular war and its veterans to the almost exclusion of other veterans from other conflicts (and trust me there has been a fair few since then).
To whit with the above, with my legion magazine I seem to be inundated with offers for incontinence pads, rubber pants, lap trays, plastic tat, hearing aids, commemorative plates, in fact every conceivable item that I would expect to find in a charity shop or residential home. In fact since stepping down from active service I have been targeted with these mailshots to the extent that I actually wonder how I managed to do the job with my leaky bladder, joint pain, deafness, poor eyesight and bowel issues!
Seeing that this has been going on since I was 32 I would like to cunt the legion for its shit marketing department.
Nominated by: Lord Benny
Poppy Nazis
Surely the selfless generation that fought and died for freedom that are remembered and celebrated by the poppy, did so so that their descendants would have the personal freedom of choice to do what the fuck they like, within reason. Have these zealots got fuck all better to do than shout ‘Disrespect’ at the top of their lungs.
On a par with Griefjackers, cunts!
Nominated by: Lord Flashcunt