Poor old Guy Fawkes. All the poor bloke did was fail to achieve something that a lot of us regret, namely the failure to blow up parliament. With hindsight, it was an epic fail. But at least he tried which is more than can be said for the current bunch of political opposition. One side’s as bad as the other!
So who would you like to stick on your bonfire tonight? Corbyn? Osborne? Cameron? The list is never ending.
My personal choice? Pudsey fucking bear because that irritating little cunt is another sign that Christmas is coming. The massive retail fest and charity chugging frenzy. Well, they’ll get the same from me as last year – fuck all!
In the meantime, bollocks to bonfire night. I’m off to a diwali party to let off some fireworks…
Nominated by: Dioclese