I used to think they were lovely birds that remind you of the seaside and now they are aggressive horrible cunts. They aren’t far off the size of a chicken so they might be nice in a Tikka masala or Kentucky fried seagull.
They are noisy cunts as well, in Butlins at the moment and the cunts are everywhere.
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt
Seagulls – not actually people, but if they were, would be worse than ISIS. Line the roofs in a military formation, dive bombing ordinary decent english folk for their fish and chips. Fuck working for a living and actually going out to hunt fish like they are meant to. These vermin that have probably displaced every other fucking bird that would be singing and doing nice birdy things, are instead perching by mcdonalds with every other job swerving dole monkey in the land, and literally eating from the tax payers hand. Not content with this heinous unjustifiable half life, they have started actually attacking the good folk, as they walk past with their hard earned good food. Fucking cunts of the whole animal kingdom, and somehow protected by
1) a law that makes them unkillable, even if they peck the eyes out of your new born in front of you and
2) the kind of disgusting unedible flesh, that makes ray mears “rather die than eat list”.
Fuck seagulls.
Fuck their young.
I don’t want to hear about suffering their unending aggression on humans because it’s egg season. We should kill them all and burn the eggs.
The only reason I don’t go to jail for this shit, is I know damn well if I killed 100 of the fuckers, another 1,000 would swoop down and eat them.
Oh yeah! They shit on people too.
Utter cunts.
Nominated by: Tony