Mastermind

p01lcgf2

Mastermind. I thought the rule is that you’re only allowed one go at it. I remember Magnus Magnusson having to tell the viewers why one cheat had been disqualified in the 1980’s.

But recently there was a woman who had been on it a few years ago. Rachel Neiman. How did I recognise her? 1) She’s blind. 2) she’s very fat. 3) maybe more memorably, she has bright pink hair. She won, as well, although her specialist subject was some Radio 4 sitcom (a euphemism for SHITE) of few episodes. Mind you, her general knowledge was pretty good.

Still, seems against the spirit of the show. Unless the BBC intend to let her enter as many times as she wants until she wins the fucking thing. I emailed them earlier regarding this, but considering their history of openness and transparency regarding such things, my breath is not held.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

Shaker Aamer

Shaker Aamer

Shaker Aamer deserves a cunting. So do the entire British media, for climbing right up his arse. Especially for constantly referring to the raghead cunt as British, when they know full well that he fucking isn’t. He’s Saudi Arabian. The fact his camel shagging wife has a British passport does not mean that he, or she for that matter, are British. As the Duke of Wellington is alleged to have said, “Just because one is born is a stable, it does not necessarily follow that one is a horse”.

Aamer first though. This cunt was picked up in Afghanistan in 2001. According to him he was doing good deeds for an Islamic charity, as you do in a war zone. And just like every other ‘charity worker’ who was captured in Afghanistan, who definitely were not terrorists. The thing is, none of the reports I’ve read mention Aamer’s friendship with Moazzam Begg, that other well known terrori…err…charity worker.

Begg apparently identified Aamer as an Al Qaeda recruiter, and said he had fought in Bosnia and had been a member of the jihadist group run by Abu Zubair al-Haili (a senior al-Qaeda terrorist from Saudi Arabia) and had among other things spent 30 days training on the AK-47 and rocket propelled grenades. Seven separate sources at Guantanamo also described Aamer’s connections to al-Qaeda.

Now Begg may have been lying, but SEVEN others too? The US believe that Aamer had visited Afghanistan as early as 2000, and was apparently observed travelling with the Mujahideen, and carrying a weapon. He came back to Britain and then moved his family to Afghanistan in the summer of 2001, before moving them to Pakistan in October 2001. He though, stayed, and is believed to have become a Sub-Commander with the Taliban, where he fought in the Tora Bora mountains. If that’s true then he and I may well have crossed paths, because I was in Tora Bora with my unit in 2001, fighting the Taliban. Naturally, I don’t have any proof. But if even a fraction of those allegations are true, then a dangerous terrorist has just been allowed to infest our country.

THAT is what landed on British soil in a private jet on Friday, which subsequently whisked away in a private ambulance, to see a private doctor on Harley Street. At British taxpayers expense. THAT is whose rectum our media have been falling over each other to climb up. It is this filthy piece of shit, who our government, current and previous have campaigned to have freed. It sickens me to think that I lost two of my best friends fighting a war against terrorists, and one has not only been allowed in, but treated like a fucking rock star. And just to add insult to injury, the cheeky cunt might actually sue us.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw