Jeremy Corbyn [2]

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I think it is possible the Bishop Corbyn might have elements of cuntishness, due to the fact that every night he gets into a Tardis and time travels back to 1980.

He feels safer there… he can assume that all the social experiments that are yet to be imposed upon us by the Marxist dictatorship… will work out fine… But when he gets back in his Tardis and ends up here and now, he realizes that Marxist idealism and halo-polishing dictators are nowt but scoundrals…

He’s been too-ing and fro-ing for a while now, and in the end he took advice from Peter Hitchens… which scared the bejuzzes out of him.. so he changed his first name to Bishop… Thus, it is with all the confusion and pomp of the Church of England’s outrage, that I nominate Bishop Corbyn to assume the mantle of the c word.

I thank you…

Nominated by: Robin Brunskill

27 thoughts on “Jeremy Corbyn [2]

  1. We must also cunt all those “party members” who voted for him in the leadership elections. Especially the Tories and UKIP, and I’ve supported UKIP in the past.

  2. CUNT……..and looks like a tramp.

    God forbid us if we are ever run by this cunt!!

    • Everytime I see the cunt I half expect him to break into song; “Clair”, “Matrimony”, “Alone again, Naturally”, “Nothing Rhymed”, etc ………..

  3. His oh so socialist parents (filthy cunts from hell) sent the retarded bastard to Castle House Preparatory School (independent fee school). Then bought the dim cunt a place at a grammar school where the duffer matriculated with two A-Levels “E” grades in shite.

    The idiot fanny rag even failed to get a degree in Trade Union Studies at North London Polytechnic – a degree so low that it has been awarded to black snakes in a coal mine.

    The cunt has never had a job.

    The cunt is a member of the (never had a job) Labour blood-sucking kleptocracy that vomits platitudes on the masses after a nice tax-payer funded dinner of caviar, lobster, fillet steak, and fine wine.

    • “The cunt is a member of the (never had a job) Labour blood-sucking kleptocracy that vomits platitudes on the masses after a nice tax-payer funded dinner of caviar, lobster, fillet steak, and fine wine”

      Worth comparing that description with the cunt Gideon “George” Osborne who, having failed to enter his chosen profession (journalism) by not being deemed good enough for The Times trainee scheme, spent a few months folding towels in Selfridges towel department before joining the Conservative Research Department. Now that’s what I call a *proper* job and real, meaningful life experience outside politics…

      I thought it was amusing recently the fuss that was caused by Corbyn’s appointment of a Guardian journalist as his Director of Communications. Frankly the cunt Corbyn might as well appoint Marcel Marceau because the end result will be the same.

      • I’m inspired to cunt ‘Career Politicians’, particularly the children of standing politicians. Fucking nepotistic cunts of the highest order. Its about time someone called a drone strike into the PPE department at Oxford University.

  4. Break out the Gin and Razors, Adele has come out from a four year hibernation.

    She has plastered herself on BBC, X factor (Should be cunted for that alone) and no doubt will go on more, stating she finds Fame and Stardom so hard to live with.

    I would have thought the best advice for this bint therefore is not to further participate. Any right minded person would not go back into the spotlight if they then want to moan and leave it.

    Do us all a favour and fuck off to where it was you were lying down for the last 4 years and harden up you cunt.

    • Adele is a piss poor Alison Moyet and a chav cunt got lucky… No doubt her new album will be a bout being dumped, hating her ex-boyfriend, being dumped, anguish at failed relationships, and … err… being dumped….

      That ‘Rolling In The Deep’ is one of the worst songs in history… How can anyone roll in deep water? Surely they would fucking drown?! Stupid fat bitch…

      • The cure to being dumped, is to get incredibly drunk and have sex with the nearest willing person of your preferred gender, not make a fucking career of moaning on about it

        • True. I think a lot of beer would be required to tidy up Adele though. Could be the reason her only option is to whale it out on a poor excuse for song.

      • It now transpires that Adelle uses a team of songwriters to produce the material she picks up grammys for. How fucking shit is todays talent?

      • “No doubt her new album will be a bout being dumped, hating her ex-boyfriend, being dumped, anguish at failed relationships, and … err… being dumped….” So a fatter version of taylor swift then? I actually didn’t mind skyfall song though but I wouldn’t say its a favorite just a better bond song then the last 10 bond songs there has been, maca’s live and let die wasn’t too bad either.

  5. That’s the problem with Politics, it attracts people who are natural cunts who, if they want to climb the ladder of success, have to be more of a cunt than the cunts they stamp on the faces of on their way up. Anyone who chooses a career based solely on the quest for power over others are the least qualified to have the electorates’ interests at heart.
    He’s an MP ain’t he, so … Cunt

  6. Political allegiances aside, I think we all ought to remember that Corbyn had a joyless coupling with Diane Abbott. Which doubtless consisted of him thrusting and grunting whilst apologising for slavery, racism and every insult to black wimmin ever. Not sure what she would have been doing, probably being a cunt, which she excels at.

    • How did that go ?

      “Im sorry for the racist oppression of your noble people, now get it up your black cunt”

    • She would have been casting her eyes to the ceiling in that patronising condesending manner she does in interviews.

    • Just thank fuck they never had a child together.Imagine infusing the DNA of those to Cunts.You would probably get something worse than even George Galloway!What an ugly cunt it would have been too.I presume he went on top otherwise I doubt he would have lived to tell the tale.

  7. Oh dear the thought of those two making the beast with two humps is more than my delicate stomach can bear. I shall never enjoy a peaceful nights sleep from now on.

  8. Sorry to intrude again but I’ve been perusing his photo. He looks like the love child of Lenin and Shirley Williams.

  9. micheal foot with his hat on CUNT
    Old saying “Put your hat back on and take your glasses off?
    There is a roumor they are sacking the old uns !
    Commonsence is a fucking virtue and that is a FUCKING CUNT

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