Dead Pool [26]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to me, Dioclese, for winning the 25th dead pool with a long standing pick of mine – Al Molinaro.

This makes Dioclese the only 5 time winner! Gloat , gloat…

So come on all you cunters! The slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 26. They’re dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

118 thoughts on “Dead Pool [26]

  1. I’m getting in first this time. I’ll keep four out of my last five plus one :

    Fidel Castro
    Herman Wouk
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Kirk Douglas
    Harper Lee

      • Always liked old Burt. He livened up everything he appeared in apart from Last Of The Summer Wine. Nothing short of an alien invasion could liven THAT up. The waiting room for the Dead Pool…..

        • Cato and ‘the old freezer ambush ploy’ I just can’t bring myself to nominate Burt for that alone.

  2. 1Barack Obama (muslim supporting cunt)
    2 Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    3 Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    4 Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    5 Benjamin Netanyahu (kid killing cunt and immigrant spreading cunt)
    removed ingrid newkirk up for grabs and added polanski nicely done Dio http://i.imgur.com/kFIJ4Rh.jpg

      • Too right! I just saw him in Waitrose looking quite chipper!

        We love him her. On Chinese New Year they were letting off firecrackers in the street and Norman came out and clipped one round the ear told them all to bugger off!

        • I loved his Spitting Image puppet “the Chingford skinhead”.One of the few politicians left who doesn`t give a shit about speaking his mind.

  3. Same as last time please Dioclese.

    Kate Moss
    Pete Doherty
    Tony Blair
    Caitlin Jenner
    Bahar Mustafa

  4. Good Morning! Please may I have

    Mary Berry
    Michael Douglas
    Alex Ferguson
    Stephen Hawking
    Ben Affleck

    Thanks!

  5. Lionel Blair
    Bobby Charlton
    Joao Havelange
    Jimmy Carter
    John Hurt (Hope not though because I fucking love that man)

  6. Same again please… John Carpenter
    George A Romero
    Hal Holbrook
    Colin Dexter
    Dennis Waterman

  7. My considered ‘marks’:

    David Rockefeller
    Lewis Hamilton
    John Glenn
    Henry Kissinger
    Mark Thatcher

    Ta muchly.

  8. Well played, Dio… Poor old Al… I liked him in Happy Days when I was a lad… I liked Richie’s mum even better though…

    Tommy Docherty
    Cher
    Wayne Rooney (with any luck!)
    Hugh Hefner
    Yoko Ono

      • I think old Hef is abolishing nudity from his bunny mag because he thinks he’s on his way out and he’s got religion… Maybe the old cunt thinks if he he takes tits out of the mag, then he won’t go to hell?
        Then again, maybe even he is sick of seeing bottle blonde clones with plastic knockers… He’s probably forgotten what a real woman looks like…

  9. My nominations are same as last time (except the God botherer Billiy Goat Graham), another cunt has picked him.
    Mine are:
    David Rockerfeller (100 years old and counting, got to fall off the perch soon)
    Barbara Bush
    Sean Connery
    Roger Moore
    James Caan (the actor)

  10. Another Pool, another failure. Can I please continue to guarantee long life and good health to:
    Dick Van Dyke
    Helmut Kohl
    John Noakes
    Mel Brooks
    Val Kilmer

  11. Good to have the old firm winning again. My eternal regulars please:
    Muhammed Ali
    Ken Dodd
    Leslie Phillips
    Olivia De Havilland
    Helmut Schmidt

  12. Shirley bassey
    val kilmer
    vera lynn
    peter sallis
    doris day
    and you pair of cunts always get the first pick of the helmuts

  13. Well played Dio …….

    Can I have;

    1. Jamie Dimon (Cunt)
    2. Lloyd Blankfein (Cunt)
    3. Alan Greenspan (Cunt)
    4. Gary D Cohn (Cunt)
    5. Warren Buffett (Cunt)

    Yeah there’s a trend going on here.

  14. Please may I have

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  15. Fuck da dropping like droppy things.
    I’ll go for my usual quintet, but I can’t remember them…..
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Miley Cyrus
    Keith Richards
    Stephen Fry
    Jeremy Kyle

  16. Good call.

    Keeping tradtion ill start with Henry Winkler.

    Follwed by

    Prince Philip
    Keith Richards
    George Bush Senior
    Malcom Young

  17. 1. Madeleine McCann (one of those 2 McCann cunts will spill their guts soon)

    2. Cherie Blair (filthy evil cunt)

    3. George H. W. Bush (not much of him left if you disregard the blood and organs from murdered organ-harvested children in his body)

    4. Henry Kissinger (even Satan’s babies don’t live forever)

    5. Tom Baker (Great Dr Who and a nice guy – but close to regeneration)

    • Sorry – disallowing Maddie on the basis that you can’t nominate people who are already dead.
      Also afraid Bush snr is already bagged

  18. May I commend…

    Iain Duncan-Smith
    Kirstie Allslopp
    Justin Bieber
    Nigella Lawson (one more pic of her on the front of Good Arsekeeping or similar and I swear I’ll projectile-vomit…)
    Camilla (either Batmanjelly or the Hag)

  19. Mixed bag for me this time;

    Eddie Large
    Syd Little
    Derek Hatton
    Jacob Rothschild
    Dickie Davies

    • Imagine the Scouse cunt griefjacking if ‘Degsy’ Hatton was to cark it… It would be Christmas come early for those mawkish vermin… They’ve already had one big bonanza this year with ‘Our’ Cilla….

      • Christ! I didn’t think of that, fuck. Imagine if Degsy and Nerys Hughes croak on the same day. That does not bear thinking about.

  20. Hello, please could the following die

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Ruggero Deodato
    4) Russel Brand
    5) Clive Anderson

    thankyou.

  21. May I recommend the term Kerry Kuntona be put up for consideration into the cunters dictionary for a pig ugly scouser with a cunt like a hippos yawn

  22. Sepp Blatter
    Nanny Pat
    Butros Butros Ghali
    Robert Mugabe
    RAMADAN ABDULLAH MOHAMMAD SHALLAH

    • Bugger me! You might be orn a role with Blatter. Cunt has nipped in to the krankenhaus with stress related conditions. At his age a stroke or a coronary is on the cards. Now who usually naps Blatter with all five noms? Hard cheddar that man if the ubercunt croaks.

  23. Congratulations Sir Limpy Stoke.Helmut Schmidt has died

    For the next Deadpool please may I have?

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Billy Graham
    Vera Lynn
    Olivia de Havilland
    João Havelange

  24. Bagged Helmut Schmidt at 96. I know the best kraut is a dead kraut but Helmut was a good’n – as far as krauts go. My regards to the fuhrer Helmut. Now to business. Me old list please plus one:

    Muhammed Ali
    Ken Dodd
    Leslie Phillips
    Olivia De Havilland
    Roy Hudd

  25. Bugger if I can’t have my delectable, sniif sniff oh that odour orf death, Olivia, then let it be Fidel Castro.

    • I am amazed that that old Cunt Castro is still alive.Didn`t he resign as he thought he was on the way out several years ago?Bloody tease:P

  26. Congratulations to Sir Limply.

    Same as usual please:

    Clive James
    Denis Norden
    Warren Mitchell
    Doris Day
    Sir George Martin

    • Here is Fred`s nom for Deadpool 27.Published just after Schmidt died and four days before Mitchell popped his clogs.

  27. Well played Sir Limply.

    This time round;

    Windsor Davies
    Melvyn Hayes
    Derek Hatton
    Jacob Rothschild
    Eddie Large

    Thanks

  28. Well played, Sir!

    Did anyone have the jockey, Pat Eddery? He’s shuffled off too…

    1. Tommy Docherty
    2. Geoffrey Bayldon (The Crowman)
    3. Charles Manson
    4. Sidney Poitier
    5. Jimmy Hill

  29. Why is everyone putting their new noms on the this old deadpool page, #56 in the totally made up is a cunt manual clearly states you must post new nominations in the brand new deadpool to avoid stolen noms and cheats. I demand to know whats going on this is chaos there must be rules dammit.

  30. Helmut Schmidt has croaked…

    line me up for

    Kerry Kuntona
    Woody Allen
    Joan Collins
    Ian Brady
    Cliff (Clit) Richard (coz he’s a bit of a cunt)

    And this double secret probation that holds all my posts up is a cunt!

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