Now The Simpsons? It’s getting absurd. There would be nothing left of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Till Death Us Do Part and Spitting Image if they were repeated today. BBC2 are supposed to put on a ‘classic comedy’ every afternoon but now they have exhausted their Frank Spencer repeats, this basically means endless repeats of Allo Allo (only worth watching if Yvette is in her undies).
The BBC won’t repeat It Ain’t Half Hot Mum: because of old Shutup calling his men poofs, and references to damn natives and char wallahs yet that Goodness Gracious Me shite is more disrespectful to Indians. I know a Sikh family and they hate Sanjeev Bhaskar, Meera Syal and those other cunts yet they love It Ain’t Half Hot Mum, because they’ve got the brains to know it takes the piss out of colonialism and British upper class in India.
Nominated by : Norman
This is liberal bollocks at work or Cultural appropriation to be precise which means niggers can only say nigger , indians can only wear headresses, fags can only say faggot,kids who dress up for halloween can only wear what belongs in there cultural privilege range. It also sets up a double standard for instance its racist for you to call a black person nigger but they can call you honky or cracker cause they are oppressed and therefore can’t be racist. It’s liberal ZOG bollocks at work and it destroys free speech in some ways , the same for the telly being censored it’s happening everywhere unfortunately.
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Too true… Gays get offended at the word ‘poof’ but they go around calling themselves queer… I remember when the model, Heidi Klum, did a photoshoot wearing a red indian headress (Oops! I meant ‘Native American’ how un-PC and uncouth!)… Cue loads of knobs on Twitter spazzing out about how ‘disrespectful it was to Native American culture..’ First of all, these cunt are a bit late… So-called Native American culture was all but wiped out many years ago… But I don’t see these bellends having a go at the likes of Custer and the US Cavalry (historical accuracy police on yellow alert!)…. Second, I bet most (if not all) of the cunts weren’t even Native American, or have anything to do with it… Seriously, haven’t these social media offended by anything mongs anything better to do?
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Same goes for the outcry when Katy Perry dressed as a Geisha…
I’m no Perry fan, but it was fucking absurd… How is a daft popstar dressing up racist? Have these thick cunts ever seen The Mikado?
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I’d love to give Katy Perry one right up the council regardless of what she was wearing. Or is that being sexist? Sexual politics are such a mine field these days, but I’d guess that if holding a door open for a lady would be seen by some to be sexist then a genuine offer to boot in her back door would be too. So, in light of this I would like to retract my offer and the good Ms Perry will just have to do without.
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And I’d love to give Heidi Klum a proper seeing to….
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Norman write yer name and address on the soles of yer boots and tie a scaffold plank across yer arse
Heide Klum must have a fanny like the inside of that spaceship in alien MULTI-KULTI STINKER
Rather shag a pub slut LOL
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Ms. Klum… I rest my case…
http://www.imagebam.com/image/0964bd91327553
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Unfortunately it’s the same the world over TitSlapper. A Maori can call me white trash/honky/euro trash but if I call him a monkey or a boonga all fucking hell let’s loose. The “oppressed minority” get to say what they want and the rest of us are supposed to stand there and take it. Fuck that. Give it, take it cunt.
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Apparently, it’s not PC to refer to ‘Indigenous Australians’ as ‘Abos’ so to get round the problem, the Aussies refer to them as ‘didgies’. Got to admire their attitude…
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The über left do-gooders invariably turn out to be the nigger in the wood pile; it’s come to a fine pass when a bloke works like a black in order to play the white-man and then he’s not allowed to call a spade a spade.
What’s a Cunt to do?
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The Royal Mail are cunts…. My cousin, Mark has applied for some night work over the Xmas period to get a few extra quid on top of his day job… He applied and they sent him an email telling him he’s been invited to something called a ‘registration event…’ But instead of giving him a date, time and place the cunts just sent a link: which leads to a fucking great big error page… He also tells me his application won’t even show up or print out either… Anyway, he’s complained (and others too, no doubt), but the twats don’t seem arsed… It’s been three days since he got the message and their site is still fucked and riddled with problems… I’ve told him, if they can’t even provide a decent service and treat people properly then he shouldn’t even bother with them…. I hope TNT put them out of business eventually… Useless, clueless cunts…
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The cunts are actually incapable of delivering anything these days. Go down to your post office and be greeted with a queue of disgruntled people who have received the dreaded red card telling them to fucking come down to collect their delivery themselves. Cunts.
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I’d hazard a guess that most people who contribute to this site were born in the 60s or 70s and we still remember a time when blatant sexism and racism was acceptable, in fact it was the cornerstone of many comedy acts of the time. Then in the 80s things began to change, comedy became trendy and left wing, alternative comedians burst on the scene. In some ways it was for the best, gone are the days of cunts like Tarbuck but on the other hand it has led to Russel Brand. The horror, the horror…
I wonder if the yoof of today are any less racist or sexist than those of a past generation or is it just a world view put about by the double de-caf latte swiging iphone toting air kissing metro-sexual ironic tat wearing hirsute of face cunts who work in the media? Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? Or can we just pick up the remote and vote with our fingers?
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And Ben Elton… The fucking cunt…
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Ben Elton was indeed the cunt at ground zero. Napalm would be too good for that cunt.
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Born in the 60s or 70s? Just self abusing kids. These coves were around when I was a little younger than I am now. Hardly ever seen these days because they are considered “wogist”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2fqjsijaMM
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Brillant and thanks and i reckon you are the lord haw haw from great britain giving a warning SIEG HEIL
WE ARE TRULY FUCKED
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Haha I couldn’t stop laughing, that would never be allowed nowadays. With the arab face masks and what not Walk like an egyptian?More like dance like a cunt. Is that part of your personal collection limpy
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Spitting Image, Monty Python? I rest my case…
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Spitting image was great I prefer it over monty python to be honest the python movies were kinda crap although MP & the holy grail was good so was …and for something completely different was pretty good too. Spitting image was gonna do another season in 2004 but the bleeding hearts cancelled the project . It will never be shown on tv again as far as I know at least you can watch it on youtube nothing seems censored so it’s good to go here is one of my favorite episodes. https://youtu.be/8ZntXyindCs
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bring back Billy Bunter !
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Billy Bunter is alive and well…. He now plays for Man United and England under the name Wayne Rooney…
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I’m shocked by the suggestion. Just think for a moment of all the fat greedy little cunts that would stigmatise.
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gawd. nothing changes. i used to post a lot on spivey. that was until i rubbed them up the wrong way and they started posting stuff in my name which they had made up themselves, the immoral deluded twats. but today someone posted something about alton towers soooooooooo idiotic i just had to comment. and lo it came to pass ! some fuckin idiot called gallows has posted something in my name which he has made up himself. its under the name of Richard 1, yes tis me!. talk about abusing your position, how fucking low can you get ? sort of sums up the ethics of that place nicely.
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They did the same thing with me. Made up comments which they attributed to me . A sure sign of cultic behaviour.
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They censor Some Mothers… as well. Frank ends up in a barrel of tar, comes out all black-face, Indian couple walk past. Well, you’ll have to take that from me as you’ll never see it on TV / DVD. They bleep out the word “mongs” in repeats of The League of Gentlemen’s Christmas special, “spastic” from I’m Alan Partridge, and can anyone recall the last time The Dam Busters was shown intact?
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Steptoe is butchered now on UK Gold (or whatever it’s called these days)…. Can’t believe they’re also editing the League and Partridge… What else are these cunts going to do? Cut all the catholic references out of Father Ted? Thankfully ITV don’t seem to give a fuck and their repeats of Minder,The Professionals, Rising Damp and On The Buses remain uncut…
I think it’s safe to say that It Ain’t Half Hot Mum and Till Death Us Do Part/In Sickness And In Health will never see the light of day on UK TV again….
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I would like to cunt the current crop of right on PC shite TV programmes which feature z list celebrities watching excerpts from TV progs from the 1970s whilst condemning the blatant ‘racism, sexism, homophobia etc etc’. Fucking just trying to make themselves look all righteous , the sanctimonious cunts !
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Talking of PC correctness and censorship on tv, years ago when programmes like Steptoe, It ain’t half hot, love thy neighbor, etc were on the telly, sex violence and blue language was not allowed and was censored. Now it’s turned full circle where today blue language, violence etc are commonplace and acceptable, yet the words nigger, poof, sambo are fucking taboo.
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Everyone is so offended by the slightest thing these days, and its usually the people who the ‘offensive word(s)’ aren’t even aimed at that take the most offence. At the end of the day different cultures, and peoples skin colour and their traits/customs is what makes us different. Whether you like it or not different cultures have a lot you can take the piss out of, and one thing I believe is that most British people appreciate people who can take a joke (even if its about their culture etc) and have a laugh. Why be so serious? Ive been looking into mixed race jokes and I like these:
1) What do you get if you cross a business man and a drug dealer?
A half cast
2) Never trust mixed race people, they always have a dark side.
3) PM David Cameron: “Government will shortly pass a new bill where ethnic minorities will be moved back into their homelands, this means all Africans will go back to Africa, all Chinese will go back to China, all Indians will go back to India. This means the only race left will be the White Britons.”
Journalist:”Prime Minister, what about those of mixed race?”
PM: “They will stay in the airport.”
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Thank you for that wonderful clip Sir Limply of Wilson Keppel and Betty. Those were the day when you could call a spade a shovel and a wog a nigger.
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Gone are the days when you could proudly announce that you were going out for a Chinky after work.
The local corner shop was the Paki shop and you would get your hair cut by the Wops up the high street.
The Wogs ran the local fish and chip shop.
Nobody took offence, people were respectful and everyone got along just fine, more or less.
The PC cunts ruined it by inventing things to be offended about to suit their own cause.
Once you control how people speak, you control the way people think.
cultural marxist cunts!
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I remember when the asian gentlemen first graced these shores with there presence .They used to walk behind each other on the pavement. We used to call there mode of perambulation. Single file Paki style. Ahh what fun we had.
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Charlotte Church on Question Time? Jesus H. Corbett Christ… Just how more retarded can the BBC fucking get?! Who the frig will be on it next? Jimmy Cricket? Little Mix? Cannon & Ball? Needless to say, Church made a complete cunt of herself… End austerity? Someone should torpedo the silly tar’s fucking yacht for a start…
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Silly tart…. Silly rich tart that should be… Just got in from the pub…That Joey Holt’s beer is good stuff…
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Thick as they come, opinionated silly bint that’s given airtime ‘cos she’s a so-called celebrity. She’s an incoherent, ill informed, too much time on her hands, has been…But she’s welcome to sit on my face any time. The cunt.
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next week wayne rooney.
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Charlotte Church is a cunt, much like Russell Brand,
She cannot get a record deal and he cannot get another Hollywood movie part,
so what do they do? they jump on the bandwagon to get their £500 fees for quotes/interviews/TV appearances and neither of them have a fucking clue what they are supposed to be supporting/representing.
Charlotte Church is an alcoholic, drug crazed whore, she can be excused, but Brand is a whole other kettle of shit, you can tell he read a Thesaurus when he used to out of his head on Heroin.
Just because he knows 25 synonyms for a basic adjective does not make him bright, just makes him look a cunt, but to most people who were educated in the last 20 years he is a fucking genius in comparison.
And as for the BBC….shower of fucking cunts who make the stasi look impartial
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