Fake titties are cunts. Especially the saline type which look and feel about as natural sticking a couple of cricket balls to your chest with sellotape. Silicon ones are slightly better in that they feel marginally more realistic but they still don’t look right.

If there are any ladies out there thinking about having fake tits let me implore you not to do it. The only type of bloke you are going to attract with fake titties are cunts and if your present man wants you to do it then dump the cunt immediately, no trial separation, pack the cunts bags for him and give him his cards.

A nice big pair of squishy wobbly sagging tits, preferably with stretch marks are the way to go.

As for breast reductions, they are an abomination and should be outlawed.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

( Just a little something for the weekend. Ed. )