Daily Archives: October 5, 2015

Stuart Lancaster

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England Head Cunt Coach Stuart Lancaster. A former PE teacher for Christ’s sake, the half jocko arsehole stuck out a loser and pillock the second I clapt me eyes upon him. Far as I can make out the little turd just wants to carry orn as if nothing has happened.

Lancaster you cunt, after this humiliation your arse is now owned by the aussies so time to do the decent thing, scrum down with the Wallabies, drop your pants and take it like a man.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Quitting smoking

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Quitting smoking is a cunt…

I’m trying to quit again and its just fucking hopelessly difficult to do. I feel there’s a little satan over my shoulder going “Come on light up you know you want to, everything will be better buddy once you do” and theres a bit of truth to that.

Cigarettes does go good with music, drugs, sex,porn,coffee, relieves stress(kind of) and its a time killer when bored. If I didn’t have such terrible anxiety, depression and adhd I’m positive quitting smoking would be very easy to accomplish…

Nominated by: Titslapper