Lord Sewel

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Well bugger me butler. Back to the good old days me dears. A bit orf proper sleaze again at last. Hoise orf Lords, establishment, Labour Peer, snorting cocaine whilst consorting with prozzies and getting filmed. Swinging sixties never went away.

John Sewel (otherwise known as Lord Coke) has been caught at it and had to resign. Waiting for the commie espionage connection to emerge for this former Blair brown noser. Happy days!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

11 thoughts on “Lord Sewel

  1. Typical media predjudice! you have a room full of people who fuck people for a living and they pick on a peer of the realm!
    What a bunch of cunts!

  2. In case the news is just too fuckin’ depressing and you need cheering up, I’ve added another song to the cunt music page. Enjoy!

  3. Every grain of coke he snorted represents every innocent tax-payer getting utterly fucked over by decades of our cuntish governments!

  4. I’m waiting (and hoping) for a big Tory/government fish to get rumbled…. With any luck it’ll be Gideon Osborne or Iain Duncan Shit….

  5. One day I hope to turn on the TV and greeted with the following report:

    BREAKING NEWS…..

    Chancellor George Obsorne has been found dead in his London (paid for by Tax payers) 15 bedroom mansion, the Chancellor was discovered dressed in ladies underwear (consisting of stockings, a G-String and peephole bra).
    Sir Bernard Hogan Howe stated in a press conference that the Chancellor was also discovered with an orange lodged in his mouth, a tourniquet around his neck and a 24″ horse cock sex toy inside his anus.
    A postmortem has revealed he had taken cocaine, heroin, crack, marijuana and amphetamine sulphate.
    His family are said to be distraught, Sir Bernard also eluded to the fact some “fetish porn” was found in his DVD Player along with homosexual pornographic magazines.

  6. The most surprising thing about this is that as a (former) Labour peer he’s not fucking little boys.

  7. It’s a tribute to the NHS that a 69 year old can snort cocaine and shaft prozzies

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