Legends

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The term ‘Legend’ is now ludicrously overused…

At Fleetwood Mac’s recent O2 gig, every time Lindsey Buckingham took to the mic, some gobby pissed up cunt shouted, ‘E’s a legend! A fackin’ legend!’ every 30 seconds or so…. Mac may be legendary musical figures (be it the Peter Green vintage or the Rumours/Tusk lineup that did the O2)…. But you don’t pay top dollar to see and hear a top line act and listen to some lagered up tosser shouting it in your ear…

The thick fucker couldn’t even get Buckingham’s name right… He also kept shouting, ‘Lesley! Lesley!’ I expected him to shout ‘Nice one, Steven!’ at Stevie Nicks…

Frigging riff-raff…

Nominated by: Norman

21 thoughts on “Legends

  1. Well cunted.

    Same with the wankers who think it’s a good idea to throw their cans/plastic cups at the performer(s). I mean, Morrissey might be an epic cunt, but at least he walks off and ends the gig whenever he’s hit by shit thrown from the crowd (why don’t they ever throw kebabs at the veggie cunt?) – I’d do the fucking the same in his position.

    • That’s why I prefer to use hand grenades and pipe bombs. No fucker walks away from them.

  2. It’s like any cunt who has played for Man United is now called a legend…. Century FM say ‘Here we have Century Sport, with Manchester United legend. Micky Thomas…’ Micky Thomas? That’s taking the absolute piss… And that useless troll-doll, Karel Poborsky, is in a team called ‘United Legends’ Poborsky and other ‘footballing greats’ that make up this legends team like Phil (Cunt) Neville, Dion Dublin, Mikael Silvestre, Quinton Fortune and Louis Saha just shows how throwaway and meaningless the term legend has become…

    United have very few real and proper legends… I would say Duncan Edwards, Bobby Charlton, Denis Law, George Best, Martin Buchan, Bryan Robson, Ryan Giggs and Eric Cantona…

    Of the modern era I’d say Schmichel, Keane and Solksjaer (although Keane and Schmichel are cunts!)…. Oh, and fuck Beckham…

  3. I did hear that Stevie Nicks had a cunt of epic proportions, in part due to ingesting smack up her chuff

    • The 70s Mac certainly got up to all sorts of shit… They were probably worst than Zep and The Stones….

      More BBC cuntery: They will no longer show TOTP episodes presented by Jimmy Savile or Dave Lee Travis (for the obvious reasons)… But tonight that cunt Jonathan King was on a show from 1980… Isn’t he a nonce cunt too?!

      I’d recommend tonight’s show though…. Just to remember how achingly ‘do-able’ Olivia Newton John was… Also, Linda (Wonder Woman) Carter is on the show… Great stuff for older lads like me…

      • I imagine that an awful lot of spunk was spurted over Olivia Newton-John, most of it not in her immediate vicinity.

      • Personally I would prefer if Saville was air brushed out of history, Soviet Style

        A non person who never existed.

        Harsh I know, but that’s how I feel

        • Not harsh at all… He was a dirty old cunt who abused his position, his power, and hundreds of kids…

          Fucks up the scheduling though… I remember, in 1980, The Jam being No.1 with ‘Start’…. But it wasn’t shown probably because that sweaty old stinking of baccy nonce Savile hosted that episode of TOTP… It’s gone straight from Bowie (Ashes To Ashes) to Kelly Marie… Of course the Beeb could cut every Savile bit out and keep the band and artist footage.. But the cunts will be too lazy to do that….

    • Also Ex-members can bash Peter Green all they want for his drug use but the fact of the matter is Stevie nick’s habit was probably twice as bad if not worse with her cocaine habit she fucked up her nose she couldn’t properly snort the shit anymore. So she had to take it analy or shoot it the urban legend is she took it analy but you would need alot the bio availability would be low. I think the anal story is mostly a bullshit story but she probably tried it in her ass. BTW she apparently wasn’t addicted to smack, but another member who doesn’t sit with me is that cunt Jeremy Spencer he joined a kiddie fiddling religious cult called Children of God named ironically, read up about it here. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_International child abuse,Child abduction, prostitution and others cuntish behavior there is a pretty good documentary I i can find it I’ll post it later. I knew the fleetwood mac album cover “Heroes Are Hard to Find” didn’t sit right with me .

      • I don’t like that cover either… It’s a bit too Sally Mann (a photographer, but also a cunt who uses kids in her pics very questionably…)… I don’t like that ‘Blind Faith’ cover either… That’s a girl, not a woman…. It’s just wrong…

        I always thought the best Mac guitarist was Danny Kirwan…

        • I agree blind faith cover wasn’t done in good taste they should had a drawing or something like disraeli gears, though it wasn’t as bad as people made it out to be still a dumb idea . It was actually money grabber Stigwood who employed some dodgy photographer they were gonna use a 14-yr old(which would of been better) but instead the cunt used the 11yr old sister (she wanted a horse instead she only got £40). Although I really like the music in it like “Sea of Joy” “Well Alright” “Presence of the Lord” and “Can’t Find my Way Home” masterpieces actually every song on there was, they should of stayed together some of the songs are better then some of Creams songs .

          • Rather apt name. Blind Faith = we’re not that good but buy buy it on blind faith because it’s us. I did. Wish I’d not bothered.

            Winwood after Spencer Davies never really did much did he? Lost the spark. Like Savoy Brown without Martin Stone and vice versa. They needed the spark. Like Macca without Lennon it just lost something…

          • Stigwood was a real cunt…. He refused to pay the Roling Stones for a tour they did with his acts… Later as Stigwood was coming down the stairs at the Scotch Of St James club, Keith Richards and Andrew Loog Oldham were going up the spiral staircase… Oldham enquired about their owed cash, and Stigwood was so obnoxious about it…. So Keef and Andrew set about Stigwood and gave him a kick for each grand he owed the band (sixteen in all)…. Even then Stigwood didn’t apologise and the Stones never got their money… But Stigwood did this to many artists in the 60s…

          • I believe Stigwood was the cunt who was held out the window by his ankles by the even bigger cunt Don Arden. They were a proper shower of cunts that lot.

          • I should also add that one can’t help but admire that magnitude of cuntery.

        • Blind Faith – Cream with Winwood shoehorned in. Didn’t really work did it? Tried to do a CSN with Neil Young shoehorned in but at least that worked for a while. Their later stuff is very mediocre tho’

          Preferred Ginger Bakers Airforce myself. Saw them at the Albert Hall. Not sure they recorded anything.

          • Get out You didn’t like Blind Faith? Blind Faith was amazing but things broke off before it took off they all left off from there bands and didn’t tell their members especially ex-family member Ric Grech (great bassit) and Steve Winwood. Destroying Family and Traffic. I agree Bakers Air Force that was a great fucking band they released
            1 studio 1 live album and a unofficial bootleg. Honorable mentions are “Don’t care” , “We free Kings”( which has a female cockney rhyme throughout) 12 gates to the City” and Early in the morning. If you got to see them live I envy you I wasn’t born yet and they only had like 4 or 5 shows in total . Also Baker poured his heart into that band, getting 18 band members isn’t cheap its not like nowadays where some cunt flips open a Macbook and twists abunch of knobs you rarely get that kind of commitment these days .

          • Sadly out of pressing and not available on pirate bay…

            Forgot Denny Laine was in that band. A little bird tells me that when he got cancer, Macca dropped him like a hot potato. If that’s true, then Macca’s an even bugger cunt than I thought he was – and that’s saying something!

  4. Traffic were pretty good, but Winwood never did much after that…. Agree about Brown without Stone and McCartney without Lennon…. Same goes for Paul Simon… The bloke may have a massive ego, have napoleon syndrome, and big himself up (which he does!), but he knows for all his ‘Graceland’ and ‘World Music’ twaddfle, he will never reach the heights that he got to with Simon & Garfunkel in the 60s… Of course Simon hates that (and he spat his dummy out at the time over people always praising Art and his great voice)… But Paul Simon as a credible artist of note finished with ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ in 1970…..

    Like Morrissey….A cunt, certainly… But the only half-decent stuff he ever did was with Johnny Marr in tow…. Like Simon, Morrissey has done fuck all since ‘Strangeways Here We Come…..’

  5. You can’t find it on Pirate Bay? that’s pretty lame and sad to hear, check out mp3skull or something along those lines I got every song and a few rare ones from youtube a la clipconverter .
    Heres a rare live taped recording they did pretty good but would of been better if Catherine James or Jeanette Jacobs was there although Diane Stewart was good and shes really beautiful(they had some coked out black bird instead wasn’t bad but definitely on cocaine or something ) still a good show if your interested .
    https://youtu.be/oe9DA8pO8aQ

  6. I think Denny Laine is alive and well… From what I heard Denny wanted Wings to tour in 1981, but after Lennon’s murder McCartney went off radar for a good while…. Denny didn’t want to hang about, so they parted company… Denny is on both 1980’s ‘McCartney II’ and 1982’s ‘Tug Of War’ albums…

    Last heard of Denny playing some Beatles convention in Liverpool… Why the fuck he’d want to go there, I’ll never know…

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