David Cameron [18]

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David Cameron deserves yet another cunting. For the past couple of years, he’s been droning on about getting reforms and clawing back powers from the EU. He’s been doing this, despite the fact the leaders of the EU, and heads of member states, having been consistently telling him he can go and fuck himself, and that he’d better do as he’s told.

To anyone with a brain, it’s been patently clear from the start that Cameron’s chances of renegotiating treaties and clawing back powers from the EU were roughly the same as a South African Mars probe finding Rupert the Bear moonwalking with Michael Jackson. Tonight, he’s finally admitted that there will be no treaty change before the referendum. Which means that despite talking to the heads of each member state over the past few months, he has absolutely fuck all to show for that jet setting, except a huge fuel bill that you and I will have to pay for.

Cameron is an arrogant cunt. Even his own his mother once admitted that he never listened to anyone but himself. He knows full well that He’s not going to get anything from those spunk monkeys who run the EU, but he carries on regardless with the pretence that he’s going to renegotiate Britain’s membership of the New Soviet Union. So arrogant, and contemptuous of the British people is Cameron, that he seems to assume we’re all a bunch of drooling morons, who won’t notice that he’s wasting his time.

We all know that Cameron, like most of those tools in Westminster, is a rabid Europhile. And the reason he’s running around all the EU countries, is that he’s stalling on holding the referendum. He seems to be hoping that something is going to happen that will turn the heads of the British people. Something that will give him a unanimous yes vote to staying in the EU. He’s wrong. Just like he’s wrong over winning concessions. Every President and Prime Minister of an EU member state has told Cameron that Britain will not get any treaty changes. They were unequivocal. Yet Cameron deliberately doesn’t hear them.

And it’s not just the EU charade that ignores the will of the British people over. There’s also foreign aid, immigration, defence, education, etc. He has his own plans for what should happen with them, and those are the plans his government will be going with and fuck everyone else. I’m at a point now where I hate Cameron even more than I hate Gordon Brown. And I fucking despise Gordon Brown.

Eventually, we will get the referendum. Personally, I think Cameron and the EuroQuislings will get their way. If, however, a miracle happens and the majority vote to leave the EU, that won’t be the end of it. Does anyone seriously believe that Cameron and most especially, the EU, will simply accept and respect that decision? Of course they won’t. France and Ireland both had referenda on some issue regarding the EU about ten years ago. Initially, both countries voted no to whatever it was they were having a referendum on. So there you had it, the people had spoken. Democracy in action. Except it wasn’t. Because the EU refused to accept defeat and made the French and Irish hold another referendum.

The same will happen here. If we vote to leave the EU, Cameron will make us vote again. And again. And again. Until we vote to stay in. And even IF the result is respected, Cameron and the EU will make our withdrawal as prolonged and painful as possible, in the hope we’ll get fed up and decide to stay in the EU.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

25 thoughts on “David Cameron [18]

  1. A true uber-cunt with the face of a puffin carved out of cheap sweaty ham.

    No vision, no long-term strategy, no convictions – just a lot of desperate short-term tactics and a nauseating sense of entitlement. Always amusing when children ask politicians questions – just before the election, a child asked Cameron why he wanted to be Prime Minister. How did he reply? Did he say he wanted to change the country for the better? That he wanted to make people happier? That he wanted to make life fairer? That he wanted to make sure everyone had a good chance in life?

    No. What the cunt said was “Er… um… well, I thought I’d be rather good at it”. That tells you all you need to know about the vacuous cunt.

  2. Well said, “Dave” is a cunt, a self entitled, silver spoon up his arse, Eton soggy biscuit eating “fag”.
    He got in to Politics because he was too dumb to become a barrister, lawyer or investment banker. The last bastion of rich kids with no brains is always Politics, and here we have “Dave” privatisizing public services for his “chums” financial benefit, and what did he get in exchange? He got Samantha Gwendoline Sheffield, the daughter of the 8th Baronet Sir Reginald Sheffield.
    Inbred money loving self entitled cunts who have no fucking power whatsoever, a title means shit to me.
    I would bend her over and deposit my voting slip in her bumhole though 😀

  3. Cast Iron Cameron is a cast iron cunt.

    I seriously hope that the English people will get of their arses and vote against staying in the EU, otherwise it will just encourage these cunts further.

    However, I do note a lot of rhetoric about ‘tories privatising services’ and other such bollocks. Many people don’t pay attention to budget matters or the countries finance situation, politico cunts included, and so we end up with this misconception being spread that privatisation of public services is party politics event.

    That is utter shite. Britain runs a fiscal deficit since about 1999. Much of the privatisation in the last 15 years has been outsourcing and selling off of public services like parks and recreation, highways, social housing, council tax collection etc which was all done in order to pay for Brown’s credit binge. Most of England was wrapped in kitting out their new homes on tick and signing up for the 2 new cars whilst on the third annual holiday to notice, or even give a fuck about what that monocular scottish fuckwit was doing with the countries finances.

    In order to borrow money from the banks which in turn borrow money from other supranational finance institutions (i.e. the IMF) at reasonable rates, the banks need to mitigate risks, and they do this by offering cheap loans in return for privatised or tendered public contracts. This is where the money for the debt fuelled spending boom came from, and this why we now have Cunts like Amey or Kier looking after Highways and fat Maureen from Capita taking calls down the council offices.

    Dickheads like Corbyn who are taking about re nationalising public service assets are deluded fucktard morons. The country does not have a big enough GDP to buy these services back even at the lowest wholesale share price, so unless he is talking about a Soviet style asset snatch which will send the UK back to the dark ages, its just not possible. There would be no money left for anything and borrowing it would be cripplingly expensive.

    For a fully costed and worked example of this, see ‘Greek Bailout 2015’.

    The solution? Cunts need to get realistic in their expectations, especially in areas like healthcare, education and public services (see Greece for what real Austerity looks like, I’m talking to you – yes, the whining NHS cunts). And unless the population get real and start living within their means, cast iron cunt Cameron will be casting our future in hell with these none elected EU stealth invaders.

  4. As has happened fifteen times previously, the character of our prime minister has been assessed by ISAC and he has been found to be a cunt. But not just any kind of cunt. He is a complete cunt. A twat and a half. A hideous gaping vagina with a nose and a pair of ears hanging out of it.
    The question is, does being a cunt come naturally to him or does he have to work at it?
    And what does it say about the British people that they should select him to represent them on the world’s stage?
    Discuss.

    • It was that, or Ed Milliband.

      A bit like trying to decide between a claw hammer to the teeth or a cricket bat to the bollocks.

  5. Chicken Dave is desperateto do some sortof deal with the EU and get some ‘promises’ from Merkel, so he can say, ‘Hey you UK riff-raff…. We don’t really need a referendum ot get us out of Europe now… They’ve promised us this and that…’

    QDM is right: Cameron only wants the result he (and the EU) wants… And he’ll do his best to make sure he gets it… And the way Chicken Dave bows and scrapes to Steppenfuhrer Merkel is disgusting… Those Kraut cunts now dictate (old habits die hard, eh?) to the rest of Europe and they lost the war….. Old Winston would have told Merkel to stick her policies up her fat arse, and made a very witty (and sexist) comment to boot….

    • What the population in general have failed to notice is that by 2017 we have to adopt the € and by 2020 we will have no choice but to be full members of the fourth reich.

      Can anyone alse foresee something immediately important coming up between now and 2017, when puffin face has promised a referendum to distract from the matter in hand?

  6. They can promise this and promise that, I will, NEVER vote, this act plays in to their control matrix.
    You were born, and you soppy parents like good little slaves registered your birth, this informed the state there was a sucker to be taxed and controlled.
    Why if this was not the case would your birth certificate say “NOT PROOF OF IDENTITY” ?
    Think about it? You are playing monopoly and your birth certificate is your playing character, when you represent that legal fiction you are bound by government and their bullshit.
    Why when you do ANYTHING are you asked for your name & date of birth? because they want you (and NEED YOU) to represent that fiction.

    The sooner people stop registering their kids the better, and when you realise the real lies you should NEVER use your Mr Birth Certificate fiction.

    Social Services can only take your children when they are registered, you can only be taxed when you are registered,
    Anyone see a pattern here?
    To quote The Matrix, “Neo, you are a slave” you just think you are free because every 4 years you can elect your slave master.

    Now that is truth, not a conspiracy, do your research. Or go read Chris Spivey’s blog about crisis actors and enjoy your total enslavement!

    • Ah Chris Spivey the man who thinks the Alton Towers roller coaster accident was a false flag operation involving crisis actors. That Chris Spivey ?

    • Oh do fuck off cunt. Birth certificates are merely instruments civilisation uses for statisticians to record the numbers. For the present purpose of demographics, applying good or bad social engineering, and for the future purpose of historians to study what went right or wrong about the engineering. Likewise for marriage and death certificates. A certificate copy of any individual, dead or alive is then made available to anyone who wants to pay for it. In other words these certificates (registers) are important documents that identify us and our place and time in history.

      We don’t REGISTER information about our born or dead family ones, you prick. We provide information to be recorded for their place and time in history to MAKE the register.

      Whether children are recorded on registers or not, social services will take them. Many immigrant refugee kids without recorded identify of place or time arrive on our shores and are taken in by social services. Go figure that one out you moron.

      I suggest you think and research for yourself, and not let the likes of Chris Spivey and others’ farcical conspiracy information do the thinking for you.

  7. The timing of this cunting being posted is impeccable. Today I read in the Daily Fail online that has announced he will be taking TWO holidays during the summer recess, meaning he’ll be away for over three weeks. So not only is he a cunt, he’s a lazy cunt. I have no problem with MP’s taking holidays, but taking two holidays in succession is taking the piss. Especially when he spends so much time flying to meetings all over the world. That’s what video conferencing was invented for.

    • To be honest, perhaps after some quiet contemplation and reflection you will come around to accepting that perhaps someone having a three week holiday in the middle of summer is not something the opposition frontbench can hope to exploit in order to bring down the Government.

  8. Can I get in early doors and be the first on here to Cunt Andy Murray as not only has the useless bastard been the first Brit to win Wimbledon in over 70 years but he now has propelled Great Britain not the Semi finals of the Davies cup for the first time since 1981. Cunt.

      • Of course it’s not fucking sarcasm. If I wanted to do sarcasm I would have mentioned English legendary tennis player Jeremy Bates.

      • Well Andy Murray has been been cunted a few times before and just recently too but why not another. Come up with a decent reason why said person is a shitehead cunt and it could be accepted.

  9. My crude rant about Cameron and his love of all things EU

    I want OUT the fucking EU, but look what I’m up against.

    The IN workers believe the European bureaucrats are going to eventually give them:

    #the 30 hour working week
    # 6 weeks paid holidays
    #3 years paid maternity leave
    #50% women in all work places
    #An end to warmongers
    #No hate crime
    #Democracy in Russia, China and the Middle East
    #Better welfare
    #More health and safety
    #Cosy multi culturism
    #Protection from the nasty (minority) terrorists
    #All one nation loving global togetherness
    #FREEDOM
    #(insert a hundred other bollocks)

    The IN employers believe the European bureaucrats are going to eventually give them:

    #Central government protection
    #Subsidies, subsidies and subsidies! – to give the workers the above

    Fuck you Prime cunt Minister Cameron, you’ve got us all by the balls and fannies.

    I’m now going to lie down a bit in a dark room.

  10. Senior Tory Julian Lewis, chair of the Defence Select Committee today described Chicken Dave’s strategy for fighting Islamic State as “incoherent”, claiming that Cameron is “making up Syria policy on the hoof”.

    No change there then. The same applies to all areas of governmental policy. Lurching from one short term tactic to another, seeing which plays best in the Daily Mail. Even senior Tories seem to be getting sick and tired of it now… (and these were the cunts who claimed that Miliband would be an incompetent shambles of a PM – which of course he would have been, but “pot, kettle, black” springs to mind). Fucking useless hypocritical cunts.

  11. Daves speech today had an air of tidying up his desk just before he jets off on holiday . You know something you meant to do at some point but you better get it done before you go. I remember the Blair creature giving a similar speech on the same subject of terrorism just before his hols. Both cunts of course.

  12. In addition what Dave should have said was ‘ look you retarded cunts I know that me telling you not to listen to the cunts who will brainwash you into blowing yourself up is a waste of fucking time because in your fucking 5 th century fucking heads you think that will gain you entrance into paradise and an eternity of shagging nubile young virgins. So I won’t but what I will tell you is that if any of you fucking try any of that shit I promise you we will kill you if your not already dead and stuff your fucking corpse and body parts into a dead pigs body via its arse before burying you in your nice new bacon overcoat in 12 feet of pig shit. As you know in your superstitious bollocks believing brain that’s you fucked for paradise. An eternity in fucking hell will await you. Now I’m off on my holidays you mark my words fucking well and good. Cunts.’

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