Budget analysis bullshit

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I am weary of reading shite like ‘3 million families hardest hit by tax credit cuts’ and ’13 million families loose at least £250….’ blah blah bollocks.

But thats not really true is it? Its merely an obfuscation of the truth, and one of the main reasons why this country runs such a massive fiscal deficit.

What is really happening is 3 million families have been living a lifestyle they can’t afford on the back every other working taxpayer. 3 million families are above their station, having kids that they can’t afford because someone else picks up the tab.

‘But its investing our countries future’ is the social and liberal cry. I would like to call bullshit on that one. We already have lots of shop assistants, nail technicians, Banksman/labourers, and serial breeders, we don’t need anymore. We have to get jonny foreigner into do some of the jobs because we, the english, feel we are too precious to do them ourselves, or if we forced a section of society to do this work it might be ‘degrading’ to them.

Statistically speaking, a down’s syndrome couple is more likely to have a perfectly normal child than this level of investment in families is likely to bring substantial returns in the way of tax takings by the individuals getting good school grades (thats another cunting in itself) and well paying jobs.

The state sponsored breeding programme has failed, and now needs to be curtailed. Cutting tax credits and family subsidies is clearly a step in the right direction. Having kids is a lifestyle choice, I don’t see any logical reason to continue funding it with taxpayers cash, for little or no return. The cost of educating this rabble, as well as trying to keep it alive long enough via the NHS to get some tax and NI out of them is a diminishing return.

Its a dose of reality that 13 million people have done a Greece with all their lives, and now there is no more road to kick the can down.

Nominated by: The Captain

WTF! Can’t these cunts who insist on slagging off budgets do basic maths?

On the Beeb this morning fronted by ubercunt leftie Charlie Stait, some wanker said that increasing the minimum wage from £8 to £9 an hour would add 39% to his business running costs and would force him out of business.

Assuming that his only cost was wages (which it can’t be), then the £1 increase is 12.5% so how the fuck does he arrive at 39%?!?

Just proves what the Tories have been saying: the standards of maths in this country is unacceptably low. It seems to me especially amongst the lazy lefty bastards and the great unwashed. No wonder the immigrants get all the jobs!

Nominated by: Dioclese

13 thoughts on “Budget analysis bullshit

  1. Half the UK nation’s people are like a neurologic organic disease. A disease of dumb and frankly fucking stupid and feckless imbeciles. Imbeciles who say they ‘work hard looking after their sprogs on benefit hand outs and the “gover-mant” gives little to hard working people like me’.

    The other half of the nation’s people are like the resultant neurosis of the neurologic organic disease. A neurosis of pissed off people desperately seeking ways to stop the disease ripping them off and destoying the country.

    It’s all a human cesspit of farce and comedy.

  2. “ubercunt leftie Charlie Stait” – a public schoolboy who, like Paxman, has publicly described himself as a “one nation Tory”. So hardly a lefty, by any stretch of the imagination. Most people involved in BBC News tend to be Tories (either embarrassed, closet Tories or out and proud). It’s only the creatives who tend to be lefties. BBC management tends to be evenly split: Yentob, for example, is absolutely the worst kind of self-indulgent lefty cunt, yet James Harding (Head of News) is a well known Murdoch toady cunt.

    Maybe it’s time to cunt those who automatically assume that anyone who sees through the absurd fictions and desperate spin coming out of Downing Street and the Daily Mail must be “lefties”…? The IFS doesn’t have a Socialist agenda, yet they spent most of yesterday comprehensively taking apart The Towel Folder’s porkies. It’s also highly amusing watching the Mail and the Sun’s effusive praise for a Living Wage, the curbing of non-dom status and the cutting of tax breaks for Buy-To-Let landlords – all of which they persistently rubbished and ridiculed when Labour was proposing the exact same policies during the election campaign.

    So it’s not just all politicians (of every persuasion) who are lying, opportunistic cunts, but the same goes for Budget analysts too – especially those in The Sun and the Daily Mail.

    Has anyone mentioned that the SNP are cunts…?

      • You are one stupid cunt Diocleses the 39% increase comes from the fact he has more than one employee. Think about it you daft cunt.

        • So according to you, is I have 1 employee whose wages go up by 12.5% that’s a 12.5% increase but if I have six employees whose wages go up by 12.5% that adds 40% to my wage bill.

          Your grasp of basic mathematics is severely flawed.

          You think about it and you’ll realise you’re the one talking bollocks.

          And while we’re at it : ‘Dioclese is a cunt’, ‘Lord of the Cunts’ and ‘Daft Cunt Watch’ all seem to have the same IP address – so remind me again who’s the daft cunt here?

  3. Paxman was/is an overrated cunt…. Brian Walden was miles better… Even Tony Wilson was better on ‘Granada Up Front’ than Paxo…

  4. Actually, you are wrong with the maths Dioclese. You originally castigated the talking head for saying it increased his business costs by 39%. There is absolutely no reason why a wage increase of 1% per minimum wage worker per hour couldn’t increase his overall budget by 39% as he probably doesn’t just spend his money on wages. You even said that yourself. The ‘12.5 doesn’t go into 40’ stuff is just cuntish grandstanding.

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