Blinging up Baby

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Whilst it was I suppose inevitable that the child beauty pageant shite managed to invade the UK, this latest fad by what I can only assume are retarded women who have never grown out of their own childhood and to whom, a child is merely a doll substitute. ‘Blinging up Baby’ brings TV to a new low.

Having watched a series of these morons bleating about how they would starve to afford little Milan ( who the fuck calls their child Milan?) to possess that latest Gucci bag ( a 9 month old ), to the unemployed single mother, who spends half her bloody dole money to dress her kid up in designer clothes. I truly wonder at the level of stupidity.

One gem was in hearing how they really wanted to groom their kids for exposure on social media. Guess what girls, so do all the bloody paedos on the internet!

Witless bitches.

Nominated by: Lez

16 thoughts on “Blinging up Baby

  1. There’s nothing more boring, or embarrassing, than a parent who thinks their child is special, more special than anyone else’s.

  2. Ian here just wanted everybody to know I’ll bling up your baby for free . I will give it the works just come by and we will get your kid blinged up.

  3. There is money to be made training your infant kids to perform like clockwork robot Barbie or Ken dolls dressed up in designer clothes and accessories.

    I understand little fat kids are not allowed to enter these kindergarten pageant shows because the makers of them cabbage patch dolls own the rights of commercially selling ugly fat kid lookalikes.

    • What about that annoying trailer trash honey boo boo , I’m surprised her fat in the face mother hasn’t been cunted on here . Her daughter looks slightly autistic and getting fat .

      • Fuck me. American Honey fucking Boo Boo and her (No. ‘its’) TLC reality TV show grotesque fat turd paedo nonce loving excuse for a mother. I suppose empty headed American morons like watching and following “reality TV” featuring obnoxious depraved and obese family people such as this fat Boo Hoo or ‘Mama June’ with their slabs of lard performing kiddie sprogs. There again MOST Americans are overweight, obnoxious and depraved.

        The only way I could cunt this fat arsed Boo Boo lot is to spit in their faces with contempt if I ever had the misfortune of them passing by me in the street.

      • Mama June, thats her name. Doesn’t she look like jabba the hut if somebody does a cunting, do a side by side pic of jabba the hut and ‘mama june’.

      • I shall add them to the queue – the whole family. Must admit I nearly broke the PC. It couldn’t cope with the sheer bloody ugliness of this bunch of morons…

      • I have to argue with you on this one : It’s the mother who’s the cunt. You can’t blame the poor bloody kid for how she’s been brought up.

      • Yes exactly that’s what I was getting at She just uses her daughter as a cash cow , what is she gonna do when she is too old for child pagents become a stripper “A dollar make me holla”-Honey Boo Boo .

      • Actually, it’s basic psychology 101.
        the reason TV is plastered with all this reality shit featuring obnoxious cunts is to make the viewer feel smarter than the cunts they are watching,
        It is also cheap to make and easy to edit a narrative, no wonder the public are so fucking cretinous, If it was not for the Internet and Facebook/Twitter most of them would not be able to read

      • “To make the viewer feel smarter than the cunts they are watching,” Yeah but in the end you feel twice as dumb and really annoyed somebody more brain dead then you is more successful . TV nowadays is served to the lowest possible drivel they could put on you. George Orwell – “Perhaps a man really dies when his brain stops, when he loses the power to take in a new idea.”

  4. I think its about time for a special counting of those city dwelling cunts who don’t understand the principle of a controlled junction, or Traffic Lights for all the mouth breathers out there.

    The three lights all have meaning as can be referenced in the Highway Code, sections 174, 175, and 176 specifically, and the lines painted on the road all mean something too. All drivers know these rules because you were tested on it before your licence was issued, so either you have a mental problem and should not be driving, or you are a dangerous cunt and should not be driving. Unless of course you are a Pakistani taxi driver; you probably got your licence by collecting tokens from Southern Fried Chicken joints so this cunting does not apply to you, you are already a set of weapons grade, desert bandit cunts (when you are not gang raping young, vulnerable children).

    I am unfortunate enough to be living in the Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire, fuckers are a bit thick here, either that or they are militant lefty cunts, who think the traffic light system is scheme devised by Tory scum to keep them down, and under no circumstance will some tory try and tell them when and where to stop. As the stop light is Red, these knuckle dragging turd gurglers also assume that as its the colour of their beloved Labour Party therefore they are allowed to proceed as they were, regardless of whomever might have had the down right indignation to try and cross the junction on the green light.

    This specific cock smoker in a twat panzer today proceeded to give me the finger for turning right in front him after the light had been red for at least 5 seconds because my filter was already green, before he continued on through the red light. Maybe he gave me the finger because he was signalling that this was what his wife is likely getting from the golf pro whilst he was flogging his arse in middle management trying to appear affluent to the other carbon copy, deeply affected, suburban lackwits. He was clearly an idiot, because the golf pro was more likely fisting his tunnel cunt wife. Thats 5 fingers, not 1. Or 4 and a thumb if you want to be pedantic.

    Red means STOP, you teutonic fucking neanderthal cunts. And if it happens again this week, I might have to get all Kenny Noye on these fuckers.

    • Ahem, that should be ‘special cunting’, not counting. Fucking Spellcheck is surely right for a CUNTING these days?

      I would like to cunt myself for not turning it off or proof reading the post. What a cunt.

    • If anyone wants an easy compensation claim go to your nearest pelican crossing and just walk out to cross the road!
      As EVERYONE except drivers know, the pedestrians have RIGHT OF WAY and cars must stop, but in my city they never fucking adhere to it.
      I may just go out one day and get a nice payday, but of course even though there are 120000 CCTV cameras on that road they will all be off or not working on that day.

  5. And what lovely, well rounded little darlings these kids are going to turn out to be.

    Their first day at the lical sink estate comprehensive is going to be a real eye opener….As is the first time their mother lets the local Muslim population use them as a three hole activity centre in exchange for a pair of knock-off Bulgari sunglasses.

    Stupid cunts.

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