ADHD and AADD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and Adult Attention Deficit Disorder respectively) are two formerly popular propaganda terms used by the parents of stupid children, crappy teachers, and white collar drug dealers masquerading as NHS GP doctors. Parents neglecting their children, combined with a steady diet of political correctness, increases a child’s risk of being labeled with ‘ADHD’ by 90%.
The symptoms of ADHD are very similar to those of the closely related Asparagus Brain Syndrome. They include:
* Inability to get jokes unless they are Childrens BBC quality (because of inattentiveness).
* Constantly telling everyone about ADHD.
* Forgetting that one has ADHD.
* Claiming that Thomas Edison, Beethoven, or Einstein had the same disease, and thus that they are part of a genius master race.
* Being easily upset when people call their disease a disease. Being upset when they don’t.
* Yelling random things at a wall for three hours.
* Staring at a wall for 5 hours.
According to drug companies, the best way to “cure” this “disorder” is to pump sufferers full of drugs, especially if patients are children.
Drugs, behavioural rewards and anger management are just PC treatments for ADHD/AADD and are fucking useless. In my opinion ADHD is really an inability to deal with a minor impairment or disability or you are a closet bully or narcissist. For a child the best treatment is ‘a jolly good slapping’ For an adult the best treatment is ‘a fucking good kicking’.
Nominated by: Entopy