Women’s footie team

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These cunts who think third place is something to shout about? That’s why no England team of this generation will ever win a tournament… Third place is success? Fuck me…

The BBC (naturally) lap it up…. They will probably make the tuppence flickers XI BBC Sports Personality team of the year….

So the “Lionesses” finished third and then celebrated… They actually partied after a failure…. One can imagine the scene: pissed on cider, WKD and sambuca, squawking ‘I Will Survive’ and ‘Angels (by that Robbie cunt)’ while stood on the tables and then crying in the bogs about an own goal….

And if that bald cunt, Prince Willam gushes about the Lionesses once more, someone should put him in a cage with one that hasn’t been fed for a week…

Nominated by: Norman

Oasis

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Bigger then the beatles?

Ha what a laugh. Everything oasis has done owes itself to the Beatles – copied their music structure and rhythms, copied their look, copied their stupid little fueds and reunion teases (like anybody wants to see them reunite just yobs and wankers do). Btw, how many times has Liam trashed a show ranting and raving like a retard I can’t believe people paid to see those concerts.

Liam and Noel should go to Sir Paul’s door and suck him off already if they love him so much. Comparing themselves to the Beatles is a cunt move seeing how the Beatles helped destroy music talent and invented the ‘rockstar god with huge ego’ bullshite.

Millionaires preaching peace and happiness? How enlightening!

Nominated by: Titslapper