Andy Murray [9]

Andy Murray of Britain reacts during his men's singles final tennis match against Roger Federer of Switzerland at the Wimbledon Tennis Championships in London

So, Andy Murray gets cunted for the ninth time. Co-incidentally, if Federer wins this Sunday that’s the same number as the number of Wimbledon titles he’ll have won.

Murray didn’t just lose – he was totally outclassed and outplayed. As usual, his temperament let him down. Federer made it look easy. And it was easy because Federer is a champion and Murray is just a good player.

There’s only one person in tennis I despise more than this little scrote, and that’s his bloody mother. She really gets on my tits.

7-6, 7-6, 6-4 says it all. You’re out of your depth, sonny boy.

It has been said on here that some people keep getting cunted again and again and that this is just too much repetition. However, in Murray’s case the megacunt just can’t be cunted often enough.

Now fuck off back to the Caledonia Peoples Republic, you loser!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Fanboys

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On the subject of Fanboy types, possibly the most overbearing intolerant cunts can be found on the James Bond movie forums.

Ever since Mr Craig put the tuxedo on for Casino Royale there have been such cringeworthy comments posted as “at last they are making Bond movies that intellectuals can enjoy” and “intelligent people enjoyed Skyfall whereas unintelligent people didn’t” (Presumably these geniuses were intelligent enough to spot the numerous plot holes and logical errors in the aforementioned outing). The arrogance on display from some of these “Serious Bond Fan” types is truly shocking (positively shocking, you smug, condescending cunts, if any of you are reading this) I was even removed from one forum for jokingly suggesting that “Quantum of Solace” should be retitled “The Yawn Supremacy” or “The Bourne Mediocrity” and that the producers were too scared to use their imaginations in case some halfwit cracks an Austin Powers joke.

Personally I think Dan Craig is fine, it’s just the movies that need moving up a notch but mild, lighthearted criticism is met with a barrage of sneering and insults. IT’S ONLY A MOVIE, YOU ARROGANT FANBOY CUNTS!!!

Nominated by: Mr Bastard

Budget analysis bullshit

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I am weary of reading shite like ‘3 million families hardest hit by tax credit cuts’ and ’13 million families loose at least £250….’ blah blah bollocks.

But thats not really true is it? Its merely an obfuscation of the truth, and one of the main reasons why this country runs such a massive fiscal deficit.

What is really happening is 3 million families have been living a lifestyle they can’t afford on the back every other working taxpayer. 3 million families are above their station, having kids that they can’t afford because someone else picks up the tab.

‘But its investing our countries future’ is the social and liberal cry. I would like to call bullshit on that one. We already have lots of shop assistants, nail technicians, Banksman/labourers, and serial breeders, we don’t need anymore. We have to get jonny foreigner into do some of the jobs because we, the english, feel we are too precious to do them ourselves, or if we forced a section of society to do this work it might be ‘degrading’ to them.

Statistically speaking, a down’s syndrome couple is more likely to have a perfectly normal child than this level of investment in families is likely to bring substantial returns in the way of tax takings by the individuals getting good school grades (thats another cunting in itself) and well paying jobs.

The state sponsored breeding programme has failed, and now needs to be curtailed. Cutting tax credits and family subsidies is clearly a step in the right direction. Having kids is a lifestyle choice, I don’t see any logical reason to continue funding it with taxpayers cash, for little or no return. The cost of educating this rabble, as well as trying to keep it alive long enough via the NHS to get some tax and NI out of them is a diminishing return.

Its a dose of reality that 13 million people have done a Greece with all their lives, and now there is no more road to kick the can down.

Nominated by: The Captain

WTF! Can’t these cunts who insist on slagging off budgets do basic maths?

On the Beeb this morning fronted by ubercunt leftie Charlie Stait, some wanker said that increasing the minimum wage from £8 to £9 an hour would add 39% to his business running costs and would force him out of business.

Assuming that his only cost was wages (which it can’t be), then the £1 increase is 12.5% so how the fuck does he arrive at 39%?!?

Just proves what the Tories have been saying: the standards of maths in this country is unacceptably low. It seems to me especially amongst the lazy lefty bastards and the great unwashed. No wonder the immigrants get all the jobs!

Nominated by: Dioclese