War correspondents

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War correspondents deserve the biggist cunting ever!

Firstly when the shit is really flying they are not there Then when it stops they turn up and pretend its still going on and are in mortal danger. Should anything happen whilst they are there they are more than happy to film you as you writhe in agony instead of doing the decent thing and dragging you away from the cause of the problem.

And lastly, most importantly they ask stupid fucking questions! Whilst working abroad wearing a uniform and carrying an assault rifle one dumb fuck walked up to me and said “What are you doing here?” Classic!

Nominated by: Lord Benny

Eniola Aluko

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Eniola Aluko -(Chelsea women’s team and ‘Lioness’) is a cunt….
Because of her failure (along with the rest of them) this silly cow now has been ‘rewarded’ with a ‘column’ on the BBC Sports website… And what pearls of wisdom did this bastion of the game have today? Manchester United should have a women’s team and join the World Cup party….

(1) It was not – and never will be – The World Cup… That was held last year in Brazil… Players like Moore, Charlton, Pele, Beckenbauer, Kempes, Zoff, and Zidane win World Cups… Not silly PC projects with stupid Fleet Street nicknames…

(2) Join the party? As I have already said, celebrating failure… Pure Eddie The Eagle losing is an achievement shite… What’s ext for the ‘Lionesses’, an open top bus?!

(3) MUFC do not have a women’s team and never should have one… For all the (many) faults that the club has today, they haven’t fallen for all this PC nu-footie crap…

So fuck off, Eniola Aluko….

Nominated by: Norman