Daily Archives: July 8, 2015

The Budget

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Budgie day

I’d like to cunt the government budget politics.

Top of the food chain image conscious media and politico type people going on TV to discuss and argue the budget winners and losers of the lower food chain classes. All perception-deception to hide we are budgeted by a plutocratic hieratical top down control system. Not seen (as it should be) democratic bottom up individual responsibilities about learning and earning merit to make budget balance prosperity and fair sharing.

The men in dark tailored suits, and women in designer outfits, spout their economics budget numbers and percentages shite on the mainstream media TV, radio and the Internet Twatter and Farcebook. The chattering classes return equal shite economics number counting and arguments boredom on the MSM answer-TV and the Internet reply comment spaces.

And the vacuous ‘free speech’ bleating pleb cunts shout the same reply responses budget nonsense on the MSM, but go further by spouting their own budget bollocks on Internet alternative media comment and blog sites.

Budget talking cunts. Fuck ’em all and fuck you government budget.

Nominated by: Entopy

Camilla Batmanghelidjh

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The egregious Camilla Batmanghelidjh orf Iranian extraction has been tapping a tidy old living oit orf waifs and stray kiddies for nigh orn two decades. Founded Kids Company, saintly intent, tireless charity worker on behalf orf said waifs and strays, honorary CBE ect ect no doubt and permanent bleeding heart fixture on BBC, Guardian, Red Nose Day et al. Has hoovered up any charity cash going – reported £9 million from HMG, £1 million from the Lottery ect ect – only fly in the ointment has had to “step aside” (one orf Sir Limply’s favourite moves in the old dance orf corruption) due to more creative financial direction than a blind punter would receive in a Cairo bazaar. Chairman orf Kid’s Company is that honorary cunt and Creative Director orf the BBC, two jobs and two pensions Alan Yentob (rented a room to his daughter once but that is another cunting).

Also undoubtedly scurrilous reported allegations from online sources that Kid’s Company has been a breeding ground for paedos.

In short she is alleged to have been running a vast charitable empire orn a cash in hand basis and appears at a loss to account for the fate orf vast amounts orf moolah. In a previous life when yours truly had connections with theatrical presentations orf an artistic nature in praise orf the female form, met the old cunt orf many colours at fund raisers various. Attempted to tap her for a spot orf inside gen on the great and the good but the filly would talk solely on a cash or goods in kind basis alluding, I took it with horror, to her garden orf Venus. Now slightest whiff of money and your pukka indigent aristo is usually orf after the fox in a flash but all I caught was the aroma orf a three day dead camel. The offer was declined.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

James Kingston

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James Kingston is a right cunt. Saw a bit of his ridiculous Wembley Arch stunt on the television news. What an attention seeking knobend.

He’s refered to by the media as an ‘urban adventurer…’ Bollocks, he’s just another silver spoon up his arse cunt with too much money and time on his hands (like that other cunt, Bear Gryls). Of course the media lap up this shite: with all their urban adventurer bullshit and calling Wembley’s arch ‘iconic…’ No, it isn’t – the Wembley towers were iconic, but the ‘arch’ is just bits of metal stuck together: an abomination from yet another overpaid and talentless ‘designer/artist’. The sort of ‘modern art’ crap that infests most towns in Britain today.

Nominated by: Norman