Fred Dinage

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Now appreciate this runner might be a bit orf a handicapper’s nightmare but I give you the Southern Region/news reader TV presenter chappie and Dead Pool nominee Fred Dinage.

Dinage has been at it for so long it is rumoured he started orf in TV as the original three hole doll as used by John Logie Baird in the first TV experiments (look that up yourself cunts). The octogenarian Cunt sits there in a very dodgy ginger barnet with a face moulded oit orf morticians wax next to a moderately fuckable filly looking for all the world like a long dead Russian president still being wheeled out for the May Day Parades.

Have long rated his lascivious Benny Hill type eye rolling and gurning at his co-presenter filly. How he has survived in this PC world escapes me. A true original.

Reminds me orf me late uncle Silas who spent a few stretches in Strangeways for his er….strange ways.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

20 thoughts on “Fred Dinage”

  2. Bugger. Wasn’t the old sod part of a trio of presenters in the 70’s. Some sort of science fair for kids. As I recall they were always setting fire to stuff. As an impressionable teenager I was suitably inspired.

  3. Look at that bald bastard , shave it off or get a wig you stupid creepy cunt . Shine your head for punch in your gabber you bald headed cunt I swear on me mum I will .

  4. The show was called “How”, as in “How the fuck did this get on the telly?” The sort of thing Johnny Ball did much better, until the BBC ostracised him for being a “Climate Change Denier”

  5. Bloody hell… I didn’t even know Dinage was still alive… As a kid I preferred Johnny Ball… Although he loses points for spawning that utter cunt of a daughter of his, Zoe… If only the phrase ‘Johnny come lately’ were true in her case….

    I also liked Magnus Pike… Simply because he was such a mad fucker…. David Bellamy bugged the shite out of me though….

    This cunting of Dinage has got me thinking about the older stuff… Anyone else remember Magpie? Great theme tune, but I always thought Mick Robertson was a bit of a cunt… I liked Susan Stranks though…. For a couple of very good reasons… She got a telling off from ITV bosses for wearing very tight T-Shirts…. No complaints from this lad….

  6. I too could have sworn Dinage popped his rivets years ago. The best thing about “How” was old Jack Hargreaves, seemed like a clever, handy bloke. He is definitely dead and been so for years (Waits patiently for someone to tell me I’m wrong, or that he was a nonce or something).

    • He has been dead since 15 March 1994 (aged 82) and he’s not a nonce to my knowledge but very well could of been one for all I know , I do know he loved his pipe tobacco cause 70% of the photos i have seen of him are always with his pipe.

  7. Old Jack’s been brown for a while now. He appears to be one of the few from that era that wasn’t fudge-packing or working his way through St Trinians, Bedlam and Great Ormond Street. However, his Doppelgänger is well and truly behind bars, now knowing that just about everybody has guessed what it is yet…… It’s him, and he’s a kiddy fiddling cunt. Apparently he is writing a song about how he has been fucked over? The first verse goes something like this: “I fucked kids, but those kids fucked me. Fuck. Me. I’m fucked……” You can sing it to any tune you like, but something by George “snort” Popapilladopolous or Reg “Furnish me with Faggots” Dwight are probably the best fit. The harmonies aren’t great but old Jack Hargreaves could have had him on the show. “How! How the fuck did this dodgy antipodean kiddy fiddler get so famous kids?” “Cos Jim probably fixed it Jack…….”

  8. If England play a friendly in Malaysia, Roy Hodgson will get arrested for getting a pair of tits out… Namely Chris Smalling and Phil Jones… Useless cunts…

  9. I just wish they told us teennage lads “how” to do something useful. like undo bra straps.

    It’s a right of passage getting one of those fiendish contraptions undo and it’s contents revealed

  10. For double bonus Cunt points, Fred Dinage’s daughter is Conservative MP for Gosport.

    For triple bonus Cunt points, I am related to Fred by marriage.

    • Civil partnership? Or did you and Fred do it properly once it became legal…?

  11. When he shuffles off this mortal coil it will no doubt be revealed he had a penchant for ‘lovely little boys’ ALLEGEDLY :p

  12. I WANT TO NOMINATE

    Celebrities Who Blatantly Promote Some Shit On Twitter

    This gets right on my fucking wick!
    Z-List cunts who have 1,000,000,000,000,000 followers who are paid by companies to ‘promote’ their products.
    It goes like this:

    Hey Followers, Just wanted to tell you about ‘insert generic product’ it’s awesome (include picture of product)

    Kerching, £500 cheque in the post.

    Fucking Cunts

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