Tory supporters

In the interests of balance, I’d like to cunt moronic thick-as-shit Tory supporters who fell for the barefaced lies and baseless scaremongering of an overpaid Aussie election strategist instead of looking at the evidence.

The Tory spending plans had been dismissed by the Institute for Fiscal Studies as the most innumerate and un-costed of all the major parties. Gideot The Towel Folder failed to give an answer to how his NHS commitments would be funded despite being asked almost twenty times. IDS didn’t consider it “relevant” or “appropriate” to explain to the electorate what they would be voting for. When asked by Paxman, Chicken Dave hadn’t a clue about the level of UK borrowing – sheer arrogant incompetence from the party allegedly presenting itself as the party of fiscal responsibility.

“We delivered all our 2010 commitments and I’m proud of that” lied Cameron when everyone should have remembered the VAT rises and cuts to EMA and Child Support he implemented after categorically denying that he would do so during the 2010 campaign. “The NHS is safe with us,” lied Cameron, when even former Tory Cabinet Ministers admit that the Conservatives have to deceive the electorate over their plans to dismantle and privatise the NHS or they’d never get elected.

The Tory narrative of “Labour’s recession” was another barefaced lie (Labour did not cause the global financial crash that has affected so many other countries even more deeply than the UK), as is the ridiculous idea that the UK was “going the way of Greece”. Chicken Dave’s rather pathetic waving around of the Liam Byrne “No money left” note should have been easily dismissed as a fifty year old in-joke at the Treasury (as Chicken Dave and Gideot surely knew it to be) which had actually originated with a TORY Chancellor in 1964. The “backstabbing” story was yet another lie – if you and your sibling go for the same job, why should there be an assumption that one is automatically more entitled than the other?

Now we all know the SNP are irredeemable cunts, but Chicken Dave spent the entire indyref begging the UK to stick together, bleating about the union he loves, then having got the result he wanted, proceeded to shaft the Scots and spent the entire election campaign demonising them to such an extent that independence is now just a matter of time. Given that the Tory campaign centred around scaremongering about the break up of the union, it’s slightly fucking ironic that Chicken Dave will go down in history as the PM who put the nail in the coffin of the union by prioritising Tory lust for power ahead of everything else. Not quite the legacy he was hoping for, I’d bet. I wonder if the Queen is “purring” now?

Of course, the Labour campaign team are massive cunts too for failing to effectively rebut the kind of crass lies that even a child could recognise, but the Tory cunts who fell for that crap need their fucking heads examined. But then these are the sort of cunts who trust the Daily Mail to provide an objective assessment of the facts, so I guess they get what they fucking deserve.

Nominated by: Fred West

15 thoughts on “Tory supporters

  1. The thing that gets me with these bellends is they dont seem to understand. They didnt win it. Every other cunt lost it. Someone had to be left.

    • First sitting PM in over a century to increase his majority means he must have got something right. Mind you, Miliband was fucking awful and Balls lost it for them almost singlehandedly so you might have a point

  2. I remember all those jingoistic spakkers in 1983 who voted Maggie back in… Not because she was good (she was fucking awful), but because she ‘won a war’…. Egged on by Murdoch and his Sun, a great mass of thick as pigshit riff-raff voted Conservative..: thinking that giving Argentina an arse kicking was some sort of big achievement (the fucking IRA were a bigger threat!),and it got all these knobheads all patriotic and full of ‘British Pride’… My old man ( a staunch union man) was horrified… I remember him saying: ‘For the first time in my life I am ashamed to be working class.” As he witnessed people he had known for years getting ‘Falklands Fever’ and praising Thatcher… In four years time, when the Tories will be unelectable, don’t bet against Cameron starting a ‘Falklands II’… And, rest assured, the same bunch of cuntwipes who fell for Maggie and Murdoch’s bullshit in 82 will do so all over again…

      • Agree on politics? Ha what a concept its much more fun to argue even if we have the same interests and goals in life. Politics affects everybody differently but more or less in the same way. Agreeing on politicals is impossible.

      • The North Koreans don’t seem to have that problem, neither does China.

      • It must be said that Labour were even worse in the 80s than they were now… Foot was old and no match for Maggie… While Kinnock and Hattersley were a total joke…. The mess involving both the NUM and the militant tendency making them a laughing stock…

        Then there was the Steele/Owen SDP Liberal Alliance… The less said about those clowns, the better….

      • If it wasn’t for that cunt Owen, the Liberals would have disappeared years ago – and good bloody riddance. Perhaps they’ll bugger off now and give us all a break?

        And the SNP are proving to be massive cunts. They’re opposing the repeal of the Human Rights Act before they even know what going into the Bill of Rights to replace it. Wankers. Behaving like kids in a sweet shop…

    • What’s so good about being a working man? Would’nt you
      like to be that cunt Sir Philip Green?
      Pension robber Robert Maxwell was a Champagne Socialist too!

  3. Everyone of those cunts standing behind cameron is getting payed or a free lunch at least , its also reassuring that politics in the uk is getting more like American politics with placards and signs fuck me what a bunch of stupid theatrics. Those signs should say Will suck Camerons cock for free.

      • I wonder if Mrs C has gone one of those riding whips? She looks as dirty as a Graham Sounees two footed foul…

    • One can imagine Sturgeon/Jimmy Krankie/ Wee Burney in the House Of Commons bar: pissed on scotchand McEwans export…

      • And while drunk, the corrosive SNP dwarf will start screeching Lena Martel or The Bay City Rollers…

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