Sir Alex Ferguson

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Check this shit:
“I believe Labour has always been the party of the working man and always will be. I believe the Tories have always been about looking after their own rich types and always will be.” – Sir Alex Ferguson.

What, like selling out every working class person in Manchester and Salford who supports Manchester United by selling your soul, arse, and our football club to those capitalist capetbaggers, the Glazers? Fuck off Fergie, you old Judas cunt!

Nominated by: Norman

9 thoughts on “Sir Alex Ferguson

  1. Can I nominate the BBC, and specifically their policy of having one woman on every panel show?

    I’m basing this on Have I Got News For You, as Mock The Week became unwatchable since Frankie Boyle left. Every week, we have to put up with some simpering unfunny cunt in the interests of “balance”. When “professional comedian” Josie Long (a cunt of astonishing cuntness) is effortlessly out-funnied by Jacob Rees-Mogg (an MP), you’d think someone would have thought “hold on, this policy is crap”. Sadly not. The guardian-worshiping cunts.

    • Don’t see why not GH. I suspect that their Diversity Advisor or Equalities Expert is to blame. They’re probably cunts too.

      Hang on – did I really say ‘probably’?

  2. Radamel Falcao can fuck off and all… 14.5 million in ‘wages’ and 4 (fucking four!) goals…
    Fuck off back to Monaco, you useless cunt…

  3. Ferguson may be an insufferable cunt, but for sheer arrogance and stupidity,Newcastle manager John Carver has risen to heights of cuntitude never before imagined and thus, I offer him up for a first time cunting.

    For sheer crassness in referring to the victims of flight MH17
    Carver says the pair were ‘looking down’ on the Magpies this afternoon, as they secured their Premier League status for another year.

    On his managerial skills:
    “No, I don’t regret it because I’m the best golfer and the best cricketer in the world as well”

    Newcastle might have evaded relegation, but that is no thanks to your managerial skills, or that of Ashley, you fat useless cunt.

    • Sounds like an arrogant cunt to me. If he really was the world’s best golfer, he wouldn’t be fucking around running a football club, would he?

  4. ‘Sir’ Alex Ferguson. Cunt. Knighted for services to sport (football). No. Really knighted for services to greedy capitalist foreigners who buy up our football clubs.

    • The Glazers have dry bummed United for a decade now… Thanks to Fergie and his capitulation to those cunts and their dollars… As for him being the greatest United manager, fuck that… There is more to being a great manager than racking up trophies…Ferguson isn’t fit to clean Sir Matt Busby’s toilet…. Had Ferguson not signed Cantona, he would have been sacked in 1993 after yet another title slipped away… Ferguson also treated Brian Kidd like a piece of piss… So he’s a cunt for that too…

      Did anyone see the Stoke players actually letting Steven Gerrard score in his final game? It was fucking disgraceful…. Charity for the bindippers made good… The game is well and truly fucked…

      And what was all that touchy feely shite at Chelsea with Drogba? I’d have booked every single one of those players chairing Drogba off…. It’s a football match, not a fucking circus…

  5. Fucking cherry nosed jock cunt fuck orf back to scooortland you old geriatric fucknuts

  6. I reckon if the FBI dig deep with this FIFA thing (I really hope they get something on Blatter before he croaks) the Premiership could be in serious shit… Cunts like Murdoch, The Glazers, Abramovich. the towelheads at Man City and people like Fergie and all his favoured agents (7 million for Bebe?! Ray Charles could see that was corrupt and fishier than Lindsay Lohan’s keks!) could all be in trouble… And I certainly hope so….

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