Mike Brewer

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Mike Brewer from Wheeler Dealers is a proper Cunt, he always takes credit for profit on cars that Ed China spends dirty hours fixing up. Mike Brewer is a fat lazy arsed southern cunt that eats pies and cant see his cock! Typical fat cockless cunt that rides his success off the back of someone else.

What cunty cunt cunt behaviour – typical of the fat lazy cunt that is Mike Brewer!

Nominated by: Wiztoon68

19 thoughts on “Mike Brewer

  1. Nobody makes any real profit on the wrecks his buddy spanners-up. You add that geezers hourly rate and any profit’s been eaten up. If they were a business they’d be out of business before they started. Stupid cuntish premise for a TV show. And yes Mike Brewer is a cunt. A five-doored, sun-roofed, electric-windowed, twin-cammed, 4 x 4 sized, room in the back for a full set of golf clubs type cunt.

    • It’s like those daft cunts on The Apprentice. In the real world any ‘profits’ would be eaten up by small matters such as fucking wages, rents and overheads. Daft cunts.

  2. I remember that deals on wheels programme he had on the telly a few years ago which was about buying and selling used cars. He would get the seller to bump up the price a bit and then he would advize the buyer to knock the price down a bit hence it would bring the price back down to what the seller originally wanted for it. Where’s the fucking logic ! Then the cunt would revel in the glory of getting a so called good deal. The daft cunt !

  3. I’d like to see him try to restore a “classic” car such as a Trabant or Lada or Austin Allegro and make a profit out of it.
    My guess is he’d go insolvent in trying and be reduced to peddling his arse in Soho to pay back the bank.

  4. Now, this man is a right cunt. He’s brought being a cunt right back to it’s roots. Lovely to see him on here. Good cunting.

  5. I’d like to cunt The Queen.

    She had all those cunts under one roof, she’s probably not got long left, so what a perfect opportunity to discard Chicken Dave’s manifesto and veer dramatically off course. If only she’d said “You know what? I’m fucking sick to death of all you cunts. Tories are heartless, lying, scaremongering cunts, Labour are a total fucking shambles like a sack full of drowning puppies, LibDem cunts have been pretty much wiped out and rightly so, Greens fuck off and suck Russell Brand’s cock, SNP biggest cunts on the planet, I fucking despise the lot of you. This speech is a fucking waste of time, I’m off home to watch Dickinson’s Real Deal…” What a classic Queen’s Speech that would have been.

    But of course Betty Windsor bottled it. Fucking cunt.

  6. As of today I nominate Sepp Blater as a squeaky arsed cunt. Tick Tock.

  7. For me self like cock, I reckon ol’ Mikey Brewer is a fakkin rite geezer. Iz not right wot people is callin ‘im a cant like. It’s fakkin ‘ard trying to flog a load of ol rolling stock bollox when you have a seven foot troll wiv a ed like a Panda knacker stood at the side of yer wiv a fakkin wrench in is fakkin and like. It’s you lot of fakkin norvern munkees what gives us geezers a bad name, so I nominate fakkin wooly backed norvern cants. Nuffin pursnal like. J’wanna buy a 76 year old fakkin Forge Export, fakkin proper rare. Me an me ol China as fakkin done it up. “On me Ed…!” Norvern cants.

    Mike ‘the Guvnor’ Brewer

  8. This is the man who bought a Suzuki Vitara without checking for terminal rust, for which the Vitara is notorious. And for being great for posing but utterly shit off-road.

  9. Just seen this cunt on Wheeler Dealers, I had to come and see if the cunt was on here, and thankfully, the fat piggy eyed cunt is. What a colossal cunt this fat tub of shit is, he must be related to that other colossal fat cunt James Corden. In my opinion, the pair of them should be melted down and used to fill potholes, along with a load of other fat wobbly cunts I can’t be bothered to think of right now, but there’s probably tons of the cunts.

  10. no mater who I talk to they all say this fucking idiot spoils the show…..he is indeed a podgy cunt fit for a hog roast

  11. I’m not watching the episode with the Ford Popular hotrod. The far cunts had a spray tan. He’s orange. Ed China is that weird gangly cunt at school who no one hates but never gets to finger anyone…..Cunts…☘

  12. Watching this repeated shite just now and that fat cunt is getting fatter by the episode! Fat Cunt

  13. Brewer tries to act like a down to earth cockney using slang that went out of style many decades ago he bigs himself up all the time while making out Ed has an easy job, if I was Ed China, Brewer would be holding up a bridge on the M25 by now, I have never seen such an idiotic moron as brewer, and the money they make wouldn’t even pay for a quarter of Ed’s time, so I doubt very much if they have ever made a true profit more than likely they are always in the red, I could watch Ed China all day but when Mike the tosspot Brewer is on I make a cuppa or turn down the volume, otherwise I’d end up sticking my size 9 through the tv.

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